This is funny stuff

[CowboyMRW]

http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat...uiltypleasures

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio (AP) - The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.

Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" - except he was a banana.

The gorilla was knocked down but got back up, adjusted his head and went back to work.

WJW-TV reports the banana split - running down the street with other teens.

Police think it was a prank. They weren't able to find the offending fruit.

[Romulus]

Lol

Not really lol, I just typed that

[The]

Lol

Not really lol, I just typed that

That's lying, rom.

[Jammin']

I'm positive you could have come up with a better title for this thread. I don't know what it is, but what you picked is terrible. sia.




(does "sia" mean "sorry in advance" or "suck it assface"? either way is fine)

[My Opinion Matters]

Was the banana provoked? The Gorilla was probably in The Banana's space. Did the Police add minister a breathalyzer? Why Not? Were they to Stars Truck?

[The]

I think the article is a sad commentary on the decay of our society's Moral Fabric.

I'm not LOLing.

[DIB]

You see it's ironic, because normally gorillas attack bananas...wait...