Recently I've noticed that when I am stopped at red lights I get more and more looks from the ladies. I often try to use my time wisely at red lights and pluck unwanted nose and ear hairs or floss my teeth but out of the corner of my eye I can't help but notice all the people looking.
I must be like a fine wine
or hideous. i often stare at the dregs of the earth...makes me feel prettier.
"Stevo, you are such a hussy..." - pphilfranomelet posse whorseradish saucier"its true. she is. (add THAT to your sig, hussy!!!)" - dyner
Post a pic or video and let the fine ladies of SoonerFans decide!
Oh, I thought you were admiring me.Originally Posted by stevo
dude, that's dementia setting in.
sig this
Paranoia, paranoia everybody's coming to get me....
he likes the fight in this post. he likes the resolve.
he'll take this post around and post it on any sucker's message board that's beat him 5 years in a row.
he learned stuff today.
Well that or they have heard the stories circulating recently.
OSU still aspires respect and OU still likes to blow out their candle.
Video would be best, I think we all could learn something about the latest in booger-picking, nose-hair pulling, and ear-wax removal techniques.Post a pic or video and let the fine ladies of SoonerFans decide!
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
Metaphors be with you!
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