View Poll Results: Do you like the flavor of Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip on your sandwich?

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  1. 6/29/2011, 02:42 AM #1
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    the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip




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  2. 6/29/2011, 02:43 AM #2
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    A sandwich isn't a sandwich without the tasty zip of Miracle Whip.
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  3. 6/29/2011, 02:44 AM #3
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Wrong.
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  4. 6/29/2011, 07:18 AM #4
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Mongo loves goblin cum.
  5. 6/29/2011, 08:07 AM #5
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. - Yimmy Tudeski

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  6. 6/29/2011, 08:21 AM #6
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Both are nasty.
  7. 6/29/2011, 08:38 AM #7
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    How do you know what Goblin cum tastes like? Just curious.
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  8. 6/29/2011, 08:41 AM #8
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    If your definition of Miracle Whip is goblin cum, that's the one I have to choose.

    Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise
  9. 6/29/2011, 08:45 AM #9
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Both suck and should be nowhere near a sandwich.
  10. 6/29/2011, 09:06 AM #10
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    I like em both,
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  11. 6/29/2011, 09:12 AM #11
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Mongo even milks the goblins.....
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  12. 6/29/2011, 11:26 AM #12
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Quote Originally Posted by Turd_Ferguson View Post
    I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. - Yimmy Tudeski
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    Both are nasty.
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    Both suck and should be nowhere near a sandwich.
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  13. 6/29/2011, 11:30 AM #13
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Once I learned that mayonnaise was simply raw eggs, oil, and vinegar blended together I never ate it again.
  14. 6/29/2011, 11:32 AM #14
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Fraggle, you've been around long enough to have surely learned something from frankensooner. This is a horrible poal.
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  15. 6/29/2011, 11:53 AM #15
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Mayonnaise is awesum and miracle whip tastes like ***.

    There you have it.
  16. 6/29/2011, 11:55 AM #16
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    I had mayonnaise on a double ham, double cheese, lettuce toasted bread sandwich for dinner tonight. Not healthy but at least I could eat it.

    Besides I was hungry after a FAIL at breakfast and I know that this is really, really off topic. I suppose that I put way, way, way too many spices in the stir-fry glass noodles with ham, pork balls, eggs, onions, chilies, lettuce and parsley. I ate a little bit of it and it made my nose bleed. I have never before eaten food so offensive that it made my nose bleed.

    Back on topic, I don't think I could tell the diff between miracle whip and mayonnaise. I can eat almost anything if I am not fixing it.
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  17. 6/29/2011, 11:55 AM #17
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    One is a delicious condiment, the other a salad dressing.
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  18. 6/29/2011, 11:56 AM #18
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  19. 6/29/2011, 11:57 AM #19
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Tri View Post
    Once I learned that mayonnaise was simply raw eggs, oil, and vinegar blended together I never ate it again.
    trade the oil for butter = Hollandaise
  20. 6/29/2011, 11:58 AM #20
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    Re: the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

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    trade the oil for butter = Hollandaise
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