Coming Soon a REAL sh*t Sammich

[olevetonahill]

What will them Japs do next ?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/digitaltrend...meatoutoffeces

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

[Midtowner]

Nothing bad could possibly come of this.

[olevetonahill]

No ****ing way on Gods Green earth.
Gag a ****ing Maggot.

[yermom]

2 girls, 1 steak

[olevetonahill]

2 girls, 1 steak

Heh

New meaning to the saying Of " Eat ****"

[Mongo]

I like my pewp steak medium rare

[jk the sooner fan]

[pphilfran]

**** on a shingle?

[jk the sooner fan]

sushi sh**

[Mongo]

I just pinched a porterhouse

[olevetonahill]

I like my pewp steak medium rare

Well if ya want it cooked any other way you just dont know yer sh*t

[soonerloyal]

[sappstuf]

Still better than McDonalds....

[olevetonahill]

Still better than McDonalds....

Heh

[NormanPride]

Could celebrities sell their "steaks" for more? Would you eat the "steak" of Natalie Portman?

[Canyonero]

When is it going to announce its run for the presidency.

[olevetonahill]

Could celebrities sell their "steaks" for more? Would you eat the "steak" of Natalie Portman?

Heh, The Potential for the celebrity restaurants would be ***tronomical

[jk the sooner fan]

now there's an idea - congressman weiner could take this up as a way to provide for his family during his troubles

weiner sh** sammiches

[KantoSooner]

Well, Singapore has been refining sewage into bottled water for a decade now, so we have the perfect accompaniment.

seriously, how much longer will it take for humanity to realize that THERE ARE TOO DAMN MANY OF US ON THE PLANET. We simply can't have a quality life for all 7 billion of us, not to mention 8, 9 or 10. We either restrict our own reproduction (like to one kid per family, max) or nature will ultimately do it for us. (either in the form of plagues or, more likely, as in Japan's declining birth rate, life simply becomes so little fun that women lose interest in having kids.)

When you get to the point that you start to even think about recycling **** you're way beyond any reasonable point of compromise.

[yermom]

i'm sure there is a niche market in Japan that would pay 10-20x the cost of real meat for a **** sammich right now

of course, give the Chinese a few years to figure out the process to make it cheaper than real meat and they will probably sell us **** sammiches without telling us