Amazing facts.

[My Opinion Matters]

Human birth control pills work on monkeys.

[SoonerofAlabama]

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

[SpankyNek]

Human birth control pills work on monkeys.

Brandon Weeden still pulls out during chimp sex, just to be extra careful.

[oumartin]

takes a large dog to weight a ton

[Jammin']

At least one member of Public Enemy once owned an uzi that weighed a ton.

[Partial Qualifier]

Farting & sneezing at the same time often culminates in a disaster.

[NormanPride]

Farting & sneezing at the same time often culminates in a disaster.

Hilarious, hilarious disaster.

[lexsooner]

Farting & sneezing at the same time often culminates in a disaster.

Broken vessels in the brain and intestines? I have a friend who is a trial lawyer but she is not really cut out for being yelled at by judges, so she goes into hysterics after a judge chews her out, and she cries and sneezes uncontrollably and possibly hiccups too for long periods of time afterwards. I have not witnessed it, but it is apparently quite a sight.

[The]

AT&T installed a fiberoptic splitter at its facility at 611 Folsom Street in San Francisco that makes copies of all emails, web browsing, and other Internet traffic to and from AT&T customers (including data from iPhones and iPads), and provides those copies to the NSA.

[NormanPride]

The eagle on the EFF logo looks funny.

[The]

The eagle on the EFF logo looks funny.

He's stoned.

[dynersooner]

AT&T installed a fiberoptic splitter at its facility at 611 Folsom Street in San Francisco that makes copies of all emails, web browsing, and other Internet traffic to and from AT&T customers (including data from iPhones and iPads), and provides those copies to the NSA.

thank gawd. i was worried people were reading my mind. i can finally relax now...

[JDMT]

Brandon Weeden still pulls out during chimp sex, just to be extra careful.

Wut?

[Canyonero]

Ronaldo's got big teeth

[My Opinion Matters]

To display superiority, a dolphin snaps its teeth and blows the water with the tail. Males are polygamous and the female is fecundated by several males during the breeding season.

[3rdgensooner]

I'm not particularly amazed by any of these facts.

[My Opinion Matters]

I'm not particularly amazed by any of these facts.

Pipe down.

[Fraggle145]

To display superiority, a dolphin snaps its teeth and blows the water with the tail. Males are polygamous and the female is fecundated by several males during the breeding season.

In other words, that bitch is gang-raped yo.

[NormanPride]

To display superiority, a dolphin snaps its teeth and blows the water with the tail. Males are polygamous and the female is fecundated by several males during the breeding season.

I feel like doing the "I'm Bizarro Stormy!" "I'm regular Stormy!" gag from Sealab 2021 with you.

[My Opinion Matters]

I feel like doing the "I'm Bizarro Stormy!" "I'm regular Stormy!" gag from Sealab 2021 with you.

It's just my thing I'm doing now. I'll get bored with it/run out of avatars by the end of the week.