This morning I saw a chunky middle-aged white guy with many chins tooling down the road on his Harley. His hair was slicked back and painted pitch black and he was not wearing a helmet and was wearing only light clothing. He might as well have had Mid Life Crisis stamped on his forehead.
This weekend I saw this tall, older white male, maybe around 70, who was wearing these bright turquoise slacks which were pulled up to his stomach, leaving about six inches of his white socks showing. He had these white loafers on. His hair was painted pitch black and he was leaning against his Caddy, like he was a real dandy. He probably styled himself as cool and hip, like Bing Crosby or Sinatra, looking to pick up an Anita Eckberg or Joey Heatherton hottie.
Can anyone top this? At least from the last week?
Originally Posted by royalfan5
