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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Drown Their Kittens How will Hef ever survive?

    Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar. That brazen hussy

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110614/people_nm/us_hefner
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    I am sure there are more semi-pro hookers hanging around the mansion to satisfy the old man.

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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    But you know he LOVED her
    She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore.
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Wanna know how he'll get through it?

    He says, "Next!"
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    I bet she's now shacked up with Charlie Sheen.

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    But you know he LOVED her
    She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore.
    Heartbreaking when true love doesn't pan out....

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by sooner59 View Post
    Wanna know how he'll get through it?

    He says, "Next!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerson1975 View Post
    I bet she's now shacked up with Charlie Sheen.
    Quote Originally Posted by sappstuf View Post
    Heartbreaking when true love doesn't pan out....
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar. That brazen hussy

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110614/people_nm/us_hefner
    Old balls.
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    Old balls.
    But with a 25 year old its a Brand new Game
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Any woman that would want an 85 year old man, no matter how much money he has, is a money grubbing whore

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    My faith in live is totally shaken.

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by tulsaoilerfan View Post
    Any woman that would want an 85 year old man, no matter how much money he has, is a money grubbing whore
    Ya say that like its a BAD thing.
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    I can't imagine Hef on top of her, I would imagine it would look similiar to an old oil derrick in a oil field junk yard.

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerson1975 View Post
    I can't imagine Hef on top of her, I would imagine it would look similiar to an old oil derrick in a oil field junk yard.
    As long as that Pump Jack works
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by stoopified View Post
    This thread is worthless without centerfolds.
    NSFW

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    maybe Holly can come back now

    the thing is, that money train is slowing down. they are not making much money at Playboy anymore...

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    Quote Originally Posted by yermom View Post
    maybe Holly can come back now

    the thing is, that money train is slowing down. they are not making much money at Playboy anymore...
    Hell Hef is 85. He dont care about No Money as long as he get the Honey.
    The Bills are paid and he gets laid.
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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    well, i'm guessing balls look a lot more wrinkly when they don't have as much cash

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    Re: How will Hef ever survive?

    On that ill defer to yer judgement
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