so a good friend of mine comes over, and we have steaks....i want mine medium well - but he wants his rare - pretty much bleeding and mooing.....well - ok, no big deal.....i guess, its his life right?
but then he starts drinking beer the wrong way
well i'm just not going to have this AT MY HOUSE
so we're sitting on the back patio - by the pool - and I've got a bladder full of Modelo....so i walk right up to him and **** all over his leg
that'll teach him...