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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 lexsooner's Avatar
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    I Would Like to Apologize

    to my body for all the bourbon and alcohol I have consumed, and all the no good burgers, pizza, and hotdogs I have eaten, including at lunch today. The older I get, the less tolerant my body and more specifically, g.i. system, is to such abuse, yet I keep indulging. I also mess myself up by going to bed early during the work week but staying up late on weekends. So Lex, I am so very sorry.

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    that wasnt sincere at all

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 lexsooner's Avatar
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    that wasnt sincere at all
    Ya think? lol

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    immodium might help.
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    immodium might help.
    or a high colonic

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    I'd give him some immodium. I will not give him a high colonic.
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    I'd give him some immodium. I will not give him a high colonic.

    well, we now know what kind of friend you are

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    or a high colonic
    I'll give you one.
    Atheist.

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Mmmm.....bourbon burgers....
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    you're weird

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Apologize, but don't be a quitter
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    You had burgers, pizza AND hot dogs for lunch today? That might be your problem right there...

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    You had burgers, pizza AND hot dogs for lunch today? That might be your problem right there...
    Actually just a burger and a hot dog and baked beans and some doritos. Ugh! And I will apologize to Lex in advance for the booze I will consume tonight. Pizza will come this weekend.

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by lexsooner View Post
    Actually just a burger and a hot dog and baked beans and some doritos. Ugh! And I will apologize to Lex in advance for the booze I will consume tonight. Pizza will come this weekend.
    This sounds like the diet of that fat *** inmate who was gorging on chips and had a heart attack and was coughing them all over the place.
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by OhU1 View Post
    This sounds like the diet of that fat *** inmate who was gorging on chips and had a heart attack and was coughing them all over the place.
    You forgot the part about the nacho cheese sauce and the HBO boxing he was watching and the shadow boxing he was doing when he was stricken, and the Warden rushing over and pushing on his chest for half an hour which it was revealed later, caved in the inmate's chest cavity.

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by lexsooner View Post
    to my body for all the bourbon and alcohol I have consumed, and all the no good burgers, pizza, and hotdogs I have eaten, including at lunch today. The older I get, the less tolerant my body and more specifically, g.i. system, is to such abuse, yet I keep indulging. I also mess myself up by going to bed early during the work week but staying up late on weekends. So Lex, I am so very sorry.
    I hope you're not a mailman.
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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Who wants to live forever, anyway?

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    Re: I Would Like to Apologize

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish View Post
    Who wants to live forever, anyway?
    Nobody except maybe Walt Disney.

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