Can't say much because I am too fat and lazy to type more than one sentence.
Praise the lord and pass the...Cheetos?
i travel a few times a year, and the first thing that i notice when i'm getting my luggage at tulsa international is the quantity of lardasses standing around. not suprising when chicken fried steak in on every menu in this town. it's sad the number of young fat women with no shame sludging around this area too. have some self respect. offensive really.
Wow. Finally an obesity list that doesn't name Mississippi. Of course, that's only because no city here is big enough to be on the list.
Anyone want to clean out a buffet with me to celebrate?
Has anyone ever gone to a work function such as a retirement dinner where the food was served buffet style, and you get to go up and fill your plate once, but you want to be polite and not hoggish, so you are modest in your portions, but after you eat, you feel you could have gone back for seconds or thirds, or do I ramble on in one sentence because I eat so much fat it has affected my brain cells?
Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
and the chicken tastes like wood.
Well, it is really humid down in Mississippi. A friend of mine once prepared me a birthday dinner and it was really bad. Why she chose tuna casserole I will never figure out. It was so bad that she even said it was bad. So we are eating this bad food and she just had to inform me the cat pooped on the carpet earlier. There wasn't even any wine or booze to numb out the bad food and conversation.
No one here is old enough to remember the Sugar Hill Gang?
he likes the fight in this post. he likes the resolve.
he'll take this post around and post it on any sucker's message board that's beat him 5 years in a row.
he learned stuff today.
It's all Dean and Stoop's fault for posting all the time about food!!!
How can there be too many children?
That is like saying there are too many flowers.
Mother Teresa
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(Or, too many tax-payers!)
I had pancakes and bacon for lunch. I'm doing my part!
Omelet Posse Omelette
"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
Glad I got a widescreen!
How can there be too many children?
That is like saying there are too many flowers.
Mother Teresa
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(Or, too many tax-payers!)