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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Can't say much because I am too fat and lazy to type more than one sentence.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Praise the lord and pass the...Cheetos?

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    i travel a few times a year, and the first thing that i notice when i'm getting my luggage at tulsa international is the quantity of lardasses standing around. not suprising when chicken fried steak in on every menu in this town. it's sad the number of young fat women with no shame sludging around this area too. have some self respect. offensive really.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Wow. Finally an obesity list that doesn't name Mississippi. Of course, that's only because no city here is big enough to be on the list.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Anyone want to clean out a buffet with me to celebrate?

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Has anyone ever gone to a work function such as a retirement dinner where the food was served buffet style, and you get to go up and fill your plate once, but you want to be polite and not hoggish, so you are modest in your portions, but after you eat, you feel you could have gone back for seconds or thirds, or do I ramble on in one sentence because I eat so much fat it has affected my brain cells?

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
    and the food just aint no good?
    I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
    and the chicken tastes like wood.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    Praise the lord and pass the...Cheetos?
    Mmmmm, cheetos.
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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
    and the food just aint no good?
    I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
    and the chicken tastes like wood.
    Well, it is really humid down in Mississippi. A friend of mine once prepared me a birthday dinner and it was really bad. Why she chose tuna casserole I will never figure out. It was so bad that she even said it was bad. So we are eating this bad food and she just had to inform me the cat pooped on the carpet earlier. There wasn't even any wine or booze to numb out the bad food and conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexsooner View Post
    Well, it is really humid down in Mississippi. A friend of mine once prepared me a birthday dinner and it was really bad. Why she chose tuna casserole I will never figure out. It was so bad that she even said it was bad. So we are eating this bad food and she just had to inform me the cat pooped on the carpet earlier. There wasn't even any wine or booze to numb out the bad food and conversation.
    Nothings says Happy Birthday like Tuna Casserole and cat poo!
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    What?

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    Anyone want to clean out a buffet with me to celebrate?
    Sign says all you can eat, not you eat all
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    No one here is old enough to remember the Sugar Hill Gang?

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    No one here is old enough to remember the Sugar Hill Gang?
    I remember, but I didn't make the connection until you mentioned it
    he likes the fight in this post. he likes the resolve.

    he'll take this post around and post it on any sucker's message board that's beat him 5 years in a row.

    he learned stuff today.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by Mississippi Sooner View Post
    No one here is old enough to remember the Sugar Hill Gang?
    quit your cryin, it was already in a spec comment to you
    “If a team is to reach its potential, each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.”

    Bud Wilkinson

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerboomer93 View Post
    quit your cryin, it was already in a spec comment to you
    Well, dang it. Ah don't ever look at mah spec.

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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    Quote Originally Posted by Position Limit View Post
    i travel a few times a year, and the first thing that i notice when i'm getting my luggage at tulsa international is the quantity of lardasses standing around. not suprising when chicken fried steak in on every menu in this town. it's sad the number of young fat women with no shame sludging around this area too. have some self respect. offensive really.
    Don't blame the chicken fried steak. Or the gravy.

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    It's all Dean and Stoop's fault for posting all the time about food!!!
    How can there be too many children?
    That is like saying there are too many flowers.
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    Re: the fattest of the fat

    I had pancakes and bacon for lunch. I'm doing my part!
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    Glad I got a widescreen!
    How can there be too many children?
    That is like saying there are too many flowers.
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