Gentlemen (and ladies I suppose),
Shouldn't we wash our hands before we urinate?
Hear me out on this:
1) I haven't the slightest clue what my hands have been touching all day.
2) My member is the cleanest part of my body.
and
3) My dad taught me how to not pee on myself.
Thoughts?
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Originally Posted by DarrellZero
Ahahahaha...I like it!
If your member is the cleanest part on your body then you're either not having enough fun or you're having too much.
As long as you wash after. What is mind blowing to me is the number of men who don't wash their hands after dropping the big one.
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Penn Jillette
I thought it was a funny joke in 1987.
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Same topic, different subject: What's with the sudden onset of germophobes? The guys who grab a paper towel to protect their hand from the door handle? They open the door with the paper towel, then throw the paper towl on the floor before exiting..... but they're touching everything else in the world 'unprotected'. Derpity-derp-derp.
Well thats one reason to open bathroom doors with a paper towel
I do that, but the only thing I have touched in the bathroom is my wanger. The sink and towel dispener are hands free, so why would I want to grab the door handle after the non-washers have grabbed it before me, Mr Poopy Hands?
You act like conjunctivitis is a bad thing.
I try not to wash my hands unless I know I've pee'd or somehow gotten **** on them. I assume my hands are cleaner than the faucet, the paper towel/drying unit and the door. All things I'll end up touching after I wash my hands anyway.
And I am NOT going to turn into one of those Major Corporal's.
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See the aforementioned jerk offs walking out without washing. I ain't touching the dick and *** handle. As far as the rest the objects in the world, I'm keeping that secret.
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What pisses me off most is when one of these a-holes leaves the paper wrapped around the door handle. Like I want to touch your nasty *** paper door handle condom after you have safely exited the men's room! Morans...
That's a weird things to do. Most places put a little wastebasket by the door these days.
"Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."
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I actually saw a place use disposable wipes for people to use while opening the door. Yowza.
The other solution is a door that opens outward or lack of a door.
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You lost me at 1) I haven't the slightest clue what my hands have been touching all day.
What is the mind blowing number?
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It still comes down to... I mean you're breathing way "nastier" stuff than what you'd find in a bathroom, you're touching stuff all day that other people are touching.. I just don't see the point of going to the nth degree like that.
The germophobes at my office are sick alot more often than those of us who aren't
Not even the slightest? Well sorry to hear of your blindness or mental retardation which the case may be.
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