As a kid, I once shoved a bunch of beans from the game "Spill The Beans" up my nose. I had to go to the doctor to have them removed.
As a teenager, my was nose broken during a rugby match. The coach had inadvertantly grabbed the girl's volleyball kit. It had some tampons in it, so i cut one in half and shoved those up my nose.
I know, cool stories.
a crayon, when i was a little kid. (true)
don't think it was purple.
cocaine
[howzit]my penis[/howzit]
I pulled an M&M out of my kid's nose once.
i dont remember ever shoving anything up my nose, but do recall my step sister packing half a box of raisenettes up her nose - requiring a trip to the ER
i had a booger the size of a cantaloupe once
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you sure it wasn't your brain ???Originally Posted by thecynic
This. I need a pretty good reason to out something in my nose.
When I was a kid, I used to look at ya'll, and wonder what the hell was wrong with you.
"Once a country boy's seen the way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk Tends to change the way he thinks, the way he sees everything when he goes back to where he came from."
POSSE TRANSPORTATION SPECIALIST. "It Fell Off the Back of a Truck."
Tissue, when I had a nose bleed
My pointer finger
probably not, i've been told my brain is the size of a pea. this was MUCH bigger than thatyou sure it wasn't your brain ???
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Dark Lager
Peace, Love and Brotherhood
I used a mechanical claw device to go up my nasal cavity, locate, and finally remove a tracking device that was placed there while I went undercover for Victor Cohagen...oh no wait, that was just a dream...or was it?
Here lies Lester Moor
4 slugs from a .44
No Lester no more
That's no moon...
The cat depicts a special rainbow, comrade.
Whatever the surgeon shoved up there after I broke it.
Omelet Posse Omelette
"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
I never stuffed a biggewst up my nose, uh what's a biggewst?
10-15 years ago I had this terrible sinus infection....the doc had this tube hooked up to what must have been a 5 hp shop vac...they ran that tube up my nose and sucked out every "port" they came across...the noise that thing made while it was sucking up about a quart of snot still haunts me to this day....
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