I say this one:
I say this one:
Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
Is that a peener....or is that a chk?
You dont count Halfey. You dont have any legs.
how does it poop and stuff?
Maybe its mouth is a two way street?
Originally Posted by badger
It only gets good about 1:10ish...maybe skip the first part.
the gansta had the disadvantage of having to carry around the weight of his Shaq-sized capri pants.
I saw a show about the half dood, He has all his man parts, just no legs. He had an obese girlfriend and everything.
Apathetic Posse Ringleader
What?
He was a regular on Springer.
Saw four different dorms of 100 guys each jump off and riot when I was working in LA county jail. Lobbing in stingball grenades, pepper spray and shooting wooden shotgun blocks made for fun times.
Socali vs. Kansas was a good one.
Omelet Posse Omelette
"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
I wouldn't call it a fight per se, but in the late '90s, I went to see Metallica at the Myriad. During the show, I noticed that three turds in front of us were trying to mess with this stoner a few rows down, and more specifically, with his girlfriend. They were throwing everything they could find at them, and then having a great time when the stoner would look up trying to figure out who it was each time.
Well, they blew their cover on one of the volleys. The stoner was a blur coming up the stairs, and suddenly, he was facing off with the guy closest to the aisle. It lasted only a few seconds before the stoner threw the biggest haymaker I have ever seen--he put every bit of his weight behind it, and hit the turd, who made no attempt to block or evade, squarely in the face. He wasn't quite satisfied after the first one, so he hit him one more time for good measure. Knocked the crap out of the guy and made him look like a total bitch. His buddies had nothing to do or say about it. The stoner returned to his seat for the remainder of the show.
The turds jawed amongst themselves the rest of the way, so my buddies and I followed them out of the arena to make sure they didn't try to jump the stoner or something. We should have known that they wouldn't.
It was magical.
La ola es mía.
Thread. Over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DY2HargZ7g
“It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but it's the same thing: Get better players, make fewer mistakes, and drill the fundamentals into your players' heads. The rest of it is a joke. Teams aren't winning because of what they had for breakfast or what some coach said in the locker room.” - Barry Switzer
Flag and I got into it once
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
“It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but it's the same thing: Get better players, make fewer mistakes, and drill the fundamentals into your players' heads. The rest of it is a joke. Teams aren't winning because of what they had for breakfast or what some coach said in the locker room.” - Barry Switzer
Gimp fight outside of Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium.
Apathetic Posse Ringleader
What?