Do you have fat fingers?

[dynersooner]

like these?

[Cheez-It]

Nope

[Boomer.....]

[3rdgensooner]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

[NormanPride]

My left thumb is double jointed.

[Fish&Game]

Only on one hand.

[Cheez-It]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

u r ryte!!!!

[purplecrayon]

I have big thumbs. No fat fingers though.

[Cheez-It]

I have big thumbs. No fat fingers though.

Oh my sexy! Let's see um...

[rs.soonerfans]

like these?

great voice, but let's face it, she lives down wind from a KFC.

[Sooner_Tuf]

My thumbs? Long, powerful, purple and all veiny.

I think that is what you are reaching for. Does this story have a happy ending?

[dynersooner]

great voice, but let's face it, she lives down wind from a KFC.

well said.

[The Profit]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

Hmmm...So you follow the thumb theory?

[Chuck Bao]

I am more interested in thumb dimensions of the male posters.





amiryte cheez-it and chuck bao?

No, that is not true. People come in all different shapes, sizes and varieties.

I was once told by a bar maid in Pattaya that she knew that I had a big dick.

I asked her why she thought that as I quickly stuffed my stubby, fat fingers into my pockets.

She said it was because I had a big butt.

Well, I can't deny THAT.

She apparently was a very smart woman who knew how to get a big tip from the "less endowed" male customers.

[proud gonzo]

Riiiight, make fun of one of the most talented singers on the planet for being overweight. How about you post a photo of yourself so we can point out YOUR physical flaws?

[Aldebaran]

So she wasn't just using her epic sausage fingers to hold those trophies for someone else? Innersting.

[thecynic]

does she hold those things up to her ears so she can hear? does having fat fingers make you deef?

[texaspokieokie]

does she hold those things up to her ears so she can hear? does having fat fingers make you deef?

i have short, fat fingers, but i think it's old age that causes me to be "deeef".

[Aldebaran]

I think she's implicitly offering to trade them in for a dozen krispy kremes.

[Chuck Bao]

Riiiight, make fun of one of the most talented singers on the planet for being overweight. How about you post a photo of yourself so we can point out YOUR physical flaws?

You now got me worried. Who is she?