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Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
Got on base due to a fielders choice in little league when I was 9
Omlette Posse Official Egg Breaker
I took some gas and burned "SR 88" real big on the HS football field one year.
Omelet Posse Token
A hen is only an eggs way of creating another egg.
I have secret nicknames for people at work.
I threw up on a ginormous merikan flag at half time of a football game when I was 12
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I gave our waterboy, some guy named OUDavid, a massive wedgie on the 50 yard line at halftime during Homecoming.
Everyone got mad at me for picking on a retard.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
Was on a goofy T.V. show in Missoula, Montana, when I was 20 or so called, "Closest To The Pin". 8 contestants on a par three, dwindled down to four, two and then a winner...I won and when the host asks me what gave me the ability to win the event I simply said two words..."Barry Switzer". The host laughed and made some crack about me riding back on my schooner, blah, blah, blah...I have it on an old VHS tape somewhere at my parents house. Good times, good times!
“It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but it's the same thing: Get better players, make fewer mistakes, and drill the fundamentals into your players' heads. The rest of it is a joke. Teams aren't winning because of what they had for breakfast or what some coach said in the locker room.” - Barry Switzer
50 yard line, around 2 in the morning. Her name was Becky or Betsy or something like that. Doesn't matter. I scored.
In second grade I completely owned half the opposing team in soccer, juked a kid so hard he fell down and busted his face, and scored on a completely befuddled goalie. Then I went back and helped up the kid I owned.
My dad bought me ice cream that day, and the ice cream is why this is the best sports memory of my life.
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I once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.
When I became the starting holder for my football team. I was the best damn holder in all the land.
Walk on through the wind, walk on through the rain, tho' your dreams be tossed and blown, walk on.
heat stroke & sharted: ou vs. utep 2000
I think they have lasers on the field now. So if you do it they know. Doesn't mean they'll stop you. But they know.
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