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  1. 5/9/2011, 10:14 AM #1
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    Crystal Football The Useful Thread

    ITT: Things that are useful. Posting useless things will result in banening and possibly a visit from 2121.



    GO!
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  2. 5/9/2011, 10:16 AM #2
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    Re: The Useful Thread

    Does anyone know the phone number for 1-800-SAFE-AUTO? TIA
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    Oh no! Not a visit from 2121!
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    Re: The Useful Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian View Post
    Oh no! Not a visit from 2121!
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  5. 5/9/2011, 10:26 AM #5
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    Re: The Useful Thread

    Rape has such an ugly connotation to it. I prefer to call it surprise sex
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    Your mom is useful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerHoops View Post
    Your mom is useful.

    Shut up, Sam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2121Sooner View Post
    Rape has such an ugly connotation to it. I prefer to call it surprise sex
    If I ever see a gangly, 6'8" white guy at my front door, I am running out the back...
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    At this time, I only have useless information for useless threads. I may have something useful later, at which point in time I will get back to this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish&Game View Post
    At this time, I only have useless information for useless threads. I may have something useful later, at which point in time I will get back to this thread.

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    http://www.amazon.com/Prison-Etiquet.../dp/0809323753
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerHoops View Post
    Your mom is useful.
    Like Sam Kinison Useful?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    C'mon now! A cricket bat? Who in Oklahoma has a cricket bat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
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    Re: The Useful Thread

    This is useful....

  17. 5/9/2011, 11:16 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian View Post
    C'mon now! A cricket bat? Who in Oklahoma has a cricket bat?
    It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.

    Similies are the bastard step children of the English language.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    It said: "like this cricket bat". Thus, the cricket bat is merely an example of the type of recommended implement.
    In the time it would take me to figure out that advice, the zombie would already be munching on me. No thanks, I'll stick to my flame thrower...
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  20. 5/9/2011, 11:20 AM #20
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    Re: The Useful Thread

    Try this then:

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