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    Relax, I'm Cleared. DCSooner's Avatar
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    Your kids are so ugly..

    You have to tie meat around their neck so the dog will play with them.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member The's Avatar
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    I'll still pay top dollar for them.


    But only if they're white. And not Jewish.
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    What about white hispanic?

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    What if they are black and Jewish like Jammin?

    He is too lazy to haggle......
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Yo kids so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company
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    What?

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Your kid's face looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a track shoe.

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Wow, I really do have a huge spekker.

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.
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    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.
    Their baby back ribs are the juciest.
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    What?

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    White Protestant babies are still the best. You can cut em with a fork.

    And you can taste the soul in them. Unlike those bland catholic babbys.
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    "when they get sick you have to take them to the vet"

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    The one on the hill?

    http://www.soonercode.com
    I’m not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look at it.

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimsonJim View Post
    The one on the hill?
    That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member saucysoonergal's Avatar
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    That crazy ol' coot might feed em' to the gators.
    or his weenie.
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    What?

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 soonerchk's Avatar
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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by saucysoonergal View Post
    or his weenie.
    I'm more afraid of the bird.
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    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Yo kids are so ugly that cats keep burying them in the sandbox.

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    I'm more afraid of the bird.
    You should be. Them ****ers are the debbil.

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.

    Sorry, not very timely

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    Re: Your kids are so ugly..

    Quote Originally Posted by mgsooner View Post
    Your kids are so ugly they couldn't get into Neverland Ranch.

    Sorry, not very timely
    too soon

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