Sounds like a crappy movie...but maybe true?

[SoonerLVZ]

So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.

Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.

From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.

[jk the sooner fan]

talk about a bag of mixed nuts..

[Soonerson1975]

All 3 wasn't only fleeing 911, they was all trying to run from their gayness.

[lexsooner]

So Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson took a road trip to Ohio, on September 11th, 2001 to flee NYC, according to Vanity Fair.




http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/
I could totally see this being made into a buddy comedy movie.

That's quite a story. I could also see it becoming a stage play. Brando was given a one-way ticket to Palookaville, Ohio.

[jk the sooner fan]

oh to be a fly on the wall in that car - imagine the absolute paranoia exhibited by all 3......the conversations would make great copy

[sappstuf]

Marlon Brando, Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson walk into a bar....

[OULenexaman]

a gay bar.....go on.

[jk the sooner fan]

and the bartender says "hey, what the heck, are we being attacked or something?"

[sappstuf]

Bubbles the Monkey is sitting at the end of the bar...

[cccasooner2]

"Vanity Fair also reveals that the Oscar-winner loved listening to Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle while driving her Cadillac Escalade car."

There's my girl again.

(Forgot my thread "Free Suff" wound up on the Football forum, one of those alien abductions.)

[lexsooner]

And the bartender says "What is this, the Wizard of Oz? What characters are you playing?" And Brando, Jackson, and Taylor all say at the same time: "I'm Dorothy!"

[cantwait48]

an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.

[jk the sooner fan]

an odyssey across America? all the way from Jersey to Ohio.

they werent entirely familiar with Lewis & Clark and our Western expansion

[KantoSooner]

I wonder if they took their passports so that they could, like, cross the border out of New York. I mean, who knows what's out there, beyond the Hudson...?