April 27th, 10:51 AM-Banned from Soonerfans for trolling and other assorted faggotry; plot revenge on Dean.
April 27th, 10:52 AM- Google Maps yields no relevant results for “Dean’s stupid ranch for jerks.” Give up.
April 27th, 10:51 AM-Banned from Soonerfans for trolling and other assorted faggotry; plot revenge on Dean.
April 27th, 10:52 AM- Google Maps yields no relevant results for “Dean’s stupid ranch for jerks.” Give up.
April 27th, 11:04 AM- Touch balls.
April 27th, 11:05 AM- Secretly smell fingers.
And then you found 5 dollars?
April 28th, 7:03 AM- Take a number 2.
April 28th, 7:03 AM- Make entire family watch.
Way to celebrate my birthday...
Omelet Posse Omelette
"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
April 28th, 11:43 AM- Black person cuts in line at KFC.
April 28th, 11:44 AM- Kill him for spreading AIDS.
"faggotry" is a word not utilized near enough
April 28th , 11:59 AM- Smoke PCP in KFC parking lot.
April 28th, 12:01 PM- Fight cops.
April 28th, 3:45 PM- Boss walks in while masturbating.
April 28th, 3:46 PM- Finish anyway.
April 29th 6:16 AM- Accidentally glance at old man’s nutsack in the locker room.
April 29th, 6:20 AM- Still looking.
April 29th, 10:11 AM- Eat entire bag of Cheetos.
April 29th, 10:12 AM- Pretend to give attractive co-worker a hug, wipe hands on shirt.
April 30th- Vow to spend more time with family.
April 30th- Wife leaves, takes kids.
April 31st-Feeling pretty good.
April 31st- Look for a receipt so I can return this ****ing calendar.
When's teh funny?
Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
May 1st- Plan epic Soonerfans.com return, decide to wait for Monday (posting on the weekend is for homos); Osama Bin Laden announced dead.
May 1st- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF