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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 OutlandTrophy's Avatar
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    I burnt my taint

    with a crimping iron this morning.

    This donut thing I bought at CVS is the only thing getting me through the day
    Conway Twitty got more ***** by accident than regular guys get on purpose


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    Big Pimpin' stoops the eternal pimp's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    you've got to get into the right position first..I put my feet up on the dresser and then spread my bread so I can see it in the mirror
    Bazinga

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member NormanPride's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    This is the price one pays for style.
    Quote Originally Posted by badger
    I'm changing your sig while you're not looking while I borrow your computer.

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    Re: I burnt my taint

    pic's or it didn't happen.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member KantoSooner's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    careful what you wish for us..
    "I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member The's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    This did not happen and is blatant attention whoring. When I am MOD, I'dve banned the **** out of this thread.
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member NormanPride's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    You can't ban threads, The.
    Quote Originally Posted by badger
    I'm changing your sig while you're not looking while I borrow your computer.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member The's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride View Post
    You can't ban threads, The.
    Watch me.
    (after I become MOD. Then all will tremble before my terrible power)
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Mississippi Sooner's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    I think I just peed my pants a little.

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    Re: I burnt my taint

    just be careful not to crimp any dingleberries, I heard they can smell pretty bad if they catch fire

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    Re: I burnt my taint

    nothing like 80's style, crimped taint hairs.

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    Re: I burnt my taint

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    nothing like 80's style, crimped taint hairs.
    How high can you get your taint bangs?


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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    it looks like I have Bon Jovi behind my balls.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: I burnt my taint

    hey zeus, that pic didnt show up a while ago. you ****ers in the 80's were weird

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    Re: I burnt my taint

    Quote Originally Posted by Mongo View Post
    it looks like I have Bon Jovi behind my balls.
    I'M A COWBOY
    ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
    I'M WANTED (waaaannnted)
    DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!!

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