Hahaha. You can't make this stuff up. What the hell were they thinking? I bet they thought they were thinking outside the box.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110419/...the_unemployed
Hahaha. You can't make this stuff up. What the hell were they thinking? I bet they thought they were thinking outside the box.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110419/...the_unemployed
Hope and change into your superhero outfit...
OleVet Posse Instigator
faster than a speeding mailtruck with a welfare check...
Impervious to mothers basements...
Their only kryptonite is hard work....
Real men of genius....
This Bud's for you Mr. Unemployed Cape Wearing Guy.
"Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
Penn Jillette
More than 1 in 4 gets a job.
59000 jobs....6000 capes. Works out to $0.23 per job filled. Now they'll do a million dollar investigation into misuse of funds...lol.
Thank goodness someone will stop those unless capes.
mcdonals hired a bunch of people today.
I wonder out of 210,000...how many could pass a drug test? Maybe 59,000?
$14,000 pissed away
i don't even care about the money, just the fact that some nut thought it would be a good idea to hand someone who is down on their luck a cape and say, "You're Cape-able, now go beat Dr. Evil Unemployment! Yaaaay!"
Instant...Throat...Punch.
Re: Unemployment Agency Hands Out Superhero Capes to Jobless
Cape flipped down - converts to red aprons!Originally Posted by AlboSooner
Maybe next time they will give out g-strings to the women.....and then Hooters will hire 2,000!
(Your government at work)
How can there be too many children?
That is like saying there are too many flowers.
Mother Teresa
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(Or, too many tax-payers!)
Also available for any of your employees.....
Had to be a woman who came up with this idea. Can you imagine giving a grown man a cape when he is trying to feed his family. Talk about being out of touch.
405>580>1-900>918
I can see it now on Craigslist:
"I'm looking for P/T Cape-A-Bility Challenge Superhero to fight off Dr. Evil Unemployment. $15/hr. Benefits. Needs X-Ray vision and own transportation. No perverts."
Oh, best comment:
They can all fly up my butt and fight for air.
Last edited by Leroy Lizard; 4/20/2011 at 12:13 AM.
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
Woman, liberal male, same difference. It's all about feelings with these fools. If I heard right it was so that they would feel cape"able"
Again, liberalism is a mental disorder. These folks literally need to be institutionalized.
twitter: @ palmbeachsooner
Most... depressing... NPR... segment... ever.
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