...may be one of the greatest lines in motion pictures.
followed closely by Karl's response: "I aim to kill you with it."
that is all.
...may be one of the greatest lines in motion pictures.
followed closely by Karl's response: "I aim to kill you with it."
that is all.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
Uh huh.
Not seeing it.Originally Posted by Okla-homey
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
And why should that be a surprise to anyone here? Your demonstrated inability to grasp the obvious is legendary.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
So "I'm going to shoot you with this gun" would rank up there as well? How about "I'm going to give you an F on your exam."And why should that be a surprise to anyone here? Your demonstrated inability to grasp the obvious is legendary.
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
That's not even the best line in that movie. I got the biggest kick out of this one:
Doyle: [to Vaughan and Karl] Hey! I said get out of my house! That goes for coksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!
And lift up my brother
To honor this game!
Yeah, Homey. WTF? What's up with this weak-sauce lawnmower blade ****?
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
more obvious:
"Go ahead, make my day" !!!!!
no movie line will ever top "A sewer rat might taste like pumkin pie, but I'd never know, cuz I'd never eat the filthy mother-****er".
There's few things in the world that can't be fixed by the liberal application of duct tape.
Those who say winning isn't everything are the people you want to play against.
mmm, this gave me an idear; potted meat, mustard and biscuits for lunch
Those are all some great lines (except Homey's).
"When that rope tightens around your neck, you can feel the Devil bite your ***."
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
Great lines. Yocum was awwesome in Sling Blade.
"Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
Penn Jillette
The "6,000 year" thread immediately brought to mind Doyle's musings on the Bible.
"This one begat that one and that one begat this one, and lo and behold someone says some **** to someone else - just how retarded are you, anyway?"
La ola es mía.
"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
Dwight Yoakam was the actor that deserved an oscar nomination. He was by far the best part of that movie.
And lift up my brother
To honor this game!
Vaughan Cunningham: Please don't tell anybody at the store that Albert was here. You know how this town is. Everybody spreads cruel rumors.
Melinda: You mean about you and Albert being that way...? I think everybody at the store already knows about it. Maureen Ledbetter told the most awful story about why you ain't allowed at the First Baptist Church no more.
Doyle: If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of my mind. Besides, Karl here is liable to bust his spring. He's already off balance.
I love it when Doyle is apologizing for his meltdown at the band party.
"Karl, I don't believe I hit you, so no apology necessary."
La ola es mía.
RANDY, YOU TUNIN' SON OF A BITCH.
Boomer Sooner
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