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  1. 3/9/2011, 09:04 PM #1
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    I sat on my penis today

    I need to wear tighter underwear, I guess.
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  2. 3/9/2011, 09:12 PM #2
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Or not be a stud with a pringles can sized weener
  3. 3/9/2011, 09:13 PM #3
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    +1
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.
  4. 3/9/2011, 09:58 PM #4
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Happens to me all the time.
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  5. 3/9/2011, 10:33 PM #5
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    better than sitting on someone elses.
  6. 3/9/2011, 10:45 PM #6
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    If I could sit on my own penis I'd never leave the house.
  7. 3/9/2011, 10:45 PM #7
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    I steped on mine......Edited for content......Heh..
    Last edited by Breadburner; 3/10/2011 at 12:46 PM.
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.
  8. 3/10/2011, 10:22 AM #8
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    you do NOT need tighter underwear. They cause groin sweat, reduced sperm count AND communisim.
    What you need is silk boxers.

    Go ahead, spend the money, buy a pair. You'll be smiling all day and walking places you otherwise would have driven.
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  9. 3/10/2011, 10:27 AM #9
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    I thought I sat on mine one time but then I looked over and seen that STEP was sitting next to me.

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  10. 3/10/2011, 10:28 AM #10
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    swings and dances like a cobra
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  11. 3/10/2011, 12:55 PM #11
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Didn't you burn yourself yesterday? Do you need a training manual on how to operate that thing?
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  12. 3/10/2011, 01:02 PM #12
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

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    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.
  13. 3/10/2011, 01:04 PM #13
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Quote Originally Posted by KantoSooner View Post
    you do NOT need tighter underwear. They cause groin sweat, reduced sperm count AND communisim.
    What you need is silk boxers.

    Go ahead, spend the money, buy a pair. You'll be smiling all day and walking places you otherwise would have driven.
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  14. 3/10/2011, 01:05 PM #14
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Quote Originally Posted by OutlandTrophy View Post
    I need to wear tighter underwear, I guess.
    I keep stepping on mine.
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  15. 3/10/2011, 02:13 PM #15
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.
  16. 3/10/2011, 02:18 PM #16
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.
    What....laughed himself to death, did he?
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.
  17. 3/10/2011, 02:20 PM #17
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    I'm not sure what it was I just couldn't believe it killed him.....lol
  18. 3/10/2011, 02:36 PM #18
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    your unit only kills men?.....moving on now...
  19. 3/10/2011, 02:37 PM #19
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    I killed a man in Reno with mine once....just to impress his Girlfriend.
    I thought you shot him......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.
  20. 3/10/2011, 02:38 PM #20
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    Re: I sat on my penis today

    Yes. Well at least one of them. I'm not sure really.....he could have just had a heart attack when it started to swing it at him.
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