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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 rekamrettuB's Avatar
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    End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Just saw this on CNN so I want to warn everyone. Get right!!!


    http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...y_21_2011.html

    Well we can all pack our bags, a religious group with a web site called www.wecanknow.com, claims doomsday is approaching and the day of the Rapture is May 21,2011 and God will destroy the earth on Oct 21, 2011.

    They are so sure of these dates that they have begun putting up billboards in cities like St. Louis, Omaha and Nashville.

    In a nutshell, (pun intended), this group claims that they have been able to 100% guarantee that they have deciphered the exact date of the End Of Days for All Mankind. Now this group is run by Harold Camping, Harold is not new to the world of Doomsday Prophecy in September of 1994 he claimed this was the original date for the end of man and the world as we know it.

    Harold then went back and recalculated the dates and now claims that on May 21, 2011 Jesus will return, followed a few months later by the complete destruction of the earth on Oct 21, 2011, and shape shifting alien reptiles from another dimension are actually running our world.

    According to Harold, only a very few who understand what's going on and not the regular clueless Christians will be saved. Harold of course has the secret to salvation, and for $19.95 you can have it too.

    Harold is so good at calculating Biblical dates that he even claims to have determined the date of creation, that being 11,013 B.C.E and the flood at 4990 B.C.E.

    And people wonder why Christians get made fun of, well here ya go. You simply cannot fix stupid, either Harold is running a scam to gather money for his "Ministries" or he is simply insane.

    What do you think?
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    I've got some partying to do.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Clearly, this is Obama's fault.

    Or Bush's.


    I can't decide.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 rekamrettuB's Avatar
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    I've got some partying to do.
    I have twins on the way and they are going to be born around May 21st. Maybe one of them could be...wait, I can't say that.
    And lift up my brother
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    So there should probably be some good sales going on in a few weeks then
    Bazinga

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by stoops the eternal pimp View Post
    So there should probably be some good sales going on in a few weeks then
    Everything must go!!!!
    Surrender is not a Ranger word

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 rekamrettuB's Avatar
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wishboned View Post
    Everything WILL go!!!!
    FIFY
    And lift up my brother
    To honor this game!

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    I've got some partying to do.
    I am more than willing to hold a party for you. In my pants.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Oct 21, 2011??

    Those dumba$$ Mayans were waaaaayy off..

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    My bucket list just got a whole lot shorter.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 OUMallen's Avatar
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by uncle mo View Post
    I am more than willing to hold a party for you. In my pants.
    Who all is coming?
    Olevet Posse Bail Bondsman


    "I searched through rebellion, drugs, diets, mysticism, religions, intellectualism and much more, only to begin to find that truth is basically simple - and feels good, clean and right"
    - Chick Corea

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    That's funny... I calculated that it would be March 15, 2011.... Well, that's when the poles will shift, anyway...

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Preparing my "Screaming Circle" now....!!!!
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    To all of those people that believe, and want others to believe....

    Give me all your money and i will believe you. You dont need it.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Ok, so I am getting my money's worth. I just stole a police car and robbed a liquor store, then pulled over a motorist and stole their Ferarri.

    WAIT! WHAT?!?! The end of the world is THIS year??? Hell that was just a typical Monday morning for me. Now I have to really go out and live it up.
    "Winning isn't everything, its the ONLY thing." - Vince Lombardi

    Olevet Posse Member and OVJ-aholic

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    This guy isn't doing the cult/religion thing right. You never put a claim or prediction out there that can be falsified.

    Just in case, I'll skip mowing my lawn after say May 10th or so to aovid wasted effort.
    "Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
    Penn Jillette

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 jumperstop's Avatar
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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Three days before I leave for Europe. Damn rapture messing with my vacation...

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jumperstop View Post
    Three days before I leave for Europe. Damn rapture messing with my vacation...
    At least you won't have to worry about waiting in line at the tourist spots.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    I'm going fishing anyway.
    Mike Stoops: "F*ck me. " - Quoted during the FAMU game following the 1st quarter timeout for 12 men on field.

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    Re: End of Days - May 21, 2011!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by cccasooner2 View Post
    I'm going fishing anyway.
    Bad way to go....


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