A hefty speeding ticket driving back from Denver to Dallas a few weeks ago. I was about an hour outside of Amarillo and got pulled over for going 79 in a 65. The cop walks up and does the typical stuff and goes back to his car. My fiance' is giving me the death stare when the cop comes back and says
Cop - "I saw the sticker on your back window. We had a pretty good season"
Me- "Yes sir, it was pretty good. 2 losses sucked though. They will be better next season"
Cop - "Slow 'er down a little"