“Look at this, I told them medium rare, it’s medium…. I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. They don’t just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.”“Are you ashamed of your uncle? Do I embarrass you?… Haven’t I always been a good uncle?… Who told you when you went to school that you print well?… When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship. I used to encourage him to print… I remember your ‘V.’ It was like a perfect triangle. Whoa, there’s my bus!”“Jerry, you wanna hear something? Your cousin, Jeffrey, is switching parks. They’re transferring him to Riverside — so he’ll completely revamp that operation, you understand? He’ll do in Riverside what he did in Central Park. It’s more money. So, that’s your cousin.”“You know where I just came from? Danny Barma… He used to be in the pajama business. I used to be able to get pajamas for free. I used to come over and get pajamas all the time!… The funny thing is: I can’t wear ‘em. I get too hot. I sleep in my underwear and a t-shirt. If it gets too hot, I just get the t-shirt off! Anyway, Danny says to me: ‘You need any pajamas?’”Jerry: “Leo, I saw you in Brentano’s yesterday.”
Leo: “Why didn’t ya say hello?”
Jerry: ”Because you were too busy stealing a book.”
Leo: “You still say hello.”
Jerry: “Leo, I saw you steal.”
Leo: “Oh, they don’t care. We all do it.”
Jerry: “Who, criminals?”
Leo: “Senior citizens. No big deal.”
Jerry: “You could get arrested.”
Leo: “Arrested? Come on! I’m an old man. I’m confused! I thought I paid for it. What’s my name? Will you take me home?”
