Well, at least they were show hogs...

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Greenwood man caught having sex with hogs



Gave hogs vaginal infection
GREENWOOD - Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River.
Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
"The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there."
Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.
Nash's bond was initially set at $600,000, but later reduced to $60,000.
Nash remains in custody at the Leflore County jail.
Greenwood authorities said Nash's case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.

[saucysoonergal]

Pig effer.

[okie52]

Now if he had killed the pigs, he would have faced a few years in jail?

[sooner59]

YOU!



Are a pig****er!

[3rdgensooner]

Slump busters?

[2121Sooner]

That is taking the phrase "porking" to all sort of new levels.

[OULenexaman]

Makin bacon...Porky porker...

[2121Sooner]

Was foreplay him yelling out........SOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[saucysoonergal]

Boys are gross.

[C&CDean]

You know how ****ing nasty you are to give a hog a yeast infection? You'd think it'd be the other way around. Oh well, just think, next time you're eating some bacon or ham it very well might have been marinated internally with some LeFlore County's very own "Nasty Nash's Nutjuice." I heard olevet was gonna start selling it along with the OVJ.

[2121Sooner]

I wonder if when he is eating a BLT ........does he get a boner?


Just askin'

[Partial Qualifier]

Oink, bitch! OINK!!!

[C&CDean]

"Squeal like a girl, pig!!"

[olevetonahill]

You know how ****ing nasty you are to give a hog a yeast infection? You'd think it'd be the other way around. Oh well, just think, next time you're eating some bacon or ham it very well might have been marinated internally with some LeFlore County's very own "Nasty Nash's Nutjuice." I heard olevet was gonna start selling it along with the OVJ.

Uh Thats Mississippi Ya dayum mail man , read the Zip cod right next time

[olevetonahill]

When I 1st read that, Im all WTF i aint heard about this nasty assed bastard.
Then it said he were gonna go before the "Grand Jury" and i knew sumpun wernt right. cause we dont use the GJ here

[C&CDean]

Uh Thats Mississippi Ya dayum mail man , read the Zip cod right next time

I guess that's right. I knew y'all didn't have any brothers down your way.

[olevetonahill]

I guess that's right. I knew y'all didn't have any brothers down your way.

Caint touch this

[soonercruiser]

Wonder if they were "knappy headed" hogs?

[AlbqSooner]

What is intersting to me is that the veterinarian found a vagina on a hog. A sow perhaps, but I never knew that hogs had vaginas.

[SoCaliSooner]

Not surprising in the least.