Originally Posted by bent rider
**** you- what a classic and so direct, you can't really go wrong
BOOMER SOONER!!!!
Seems a little harsh. I personally prefer 'You SUCK!!!'.
At least your consistent....consistently terrible!!!
Another one is asking the ref "Can I get a technical for thinkin somethin? (Usually ref will say no) "Good, cause I think you suck!"
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We had a game this summer vs the Stillwater Majors where the plate umpire decide the strike zone needed to change 15 times in a period 4 innings. I hardly ever argue but I was not about to watch my kids get screwed by an ump. The last straw was when the field umpire bangs a terrible 6 4 3 double play. The 2nd basement received the ball about 5 feet before my kid slides into second and then my guy at 1st is well past the bag by the time the ball gets there. It was is worse than I can explain, but I went nuts on the field umpire and got ejected. I guess my buddy(the plate umpire and he is a friend) decides the game needs to be over so he goes down my dugout tossing all my reserves.
This was his exact wording. He pointed to the kid and started going "Boom dead your gone! Boom dead your gone!"
I paid them and told my assigner never to send them back. I have not heard from Ron(plate umpire)in a while!
Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect."
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Best one I've used at an arena game (hey, they encourage fan interaction - you bet I'm taking advantage of it!)
<pulled my ticket stub from my pocket>
"Hey <insert official's name here>, I'll make you a deal: here's my ticket. You can have it, but I get your whistle. You're just watching the game, so you might as well have a good seat."
Even the players got a laugh from that one.
Williesan
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I recall being at the Billy tubbs game, we were down quite a bit but it did not take long after that to start kicking butt, the glory days of OU and big 8 bball. I also recall Abe Lemons quote about if he could get a 't' for what he was thinking.
"I disagree with your call!"
"I think your officiating is substandard!"
Those are the ones I use.
The one that got me thrown out was "Your officiating is so bad that I think you need glasses!"
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
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