A friend of mine lived in SF for 5 years. He told me the Women there are so sex starved that they are all willing to share you. Once they find out you are from the Bible Belt and were only with your HS Sweetheart 15 years before she got fat, filed for Divorce and found out she doesn't get your entire Paycheck to live on....they begin setting up booty calls and he needed to see a Dr. for Viagra.
The Downside was to be able to afford to live there he had to commute 2 hours each way everyday and live North of Frisco. He later moved to Everett Washington (1 Year) and then back to LA (6 months) and after the work moved again...he found a job in Washington D.C. as a Consultant. Not sure how the Booty falls off the Cherry Tree there.
I've heard D.C. is one of the best cities for such things.
You got to make big bucks to live close to your job in San Francisco, if you want a decent place to live. Several people in my neighborhood, here in the San Joaquin Valley, do a 90 minute commute each way to the Bay Area or Silicon Valley. I couldn't take that for long.
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I can't believe that I missed this thread before. I guess I was in the US at the time it was first posted.
I imagine that the Cambodian wife laid some pretty serious voodoo magic on the place which explains the bad karma. Throughout Asia, Cambodia is known for some pretty serious voodoo magic. I have seen where they performed some of their rituals and, honestly speaking, it scares the pants off me.
This is a very short news article about Thai army troops wanting talismans to protect themselves from Cambodian black magic in the recent standoff at the Thai-Cambodian border near the ancient Khao Pra Vihear Khmer temple complex.
http://asiapacific.anu.edu.au/newman...he-frontlines/
Back on point, SanJoaquinSooner did you ever see any black chickens sacrificed out in their yard? Did you see evidence of blood spilled on the ground under a tree? Did the abandoned wife ever go outside naked to perform some ritual in the yard at midnight? Did you ever see where candles had burnt out under the trees?
I think that Cambodian voodoo can trace back to ancient animist beliefs that are still prevalent today.
Did the Cambodians ever build a spirit house? It would look like a bird house on a two-foot pedestal. And they may have tiny human representations both inside and outside the spirit house.
If you talk to the Young family, I would suggest hiring a Buddhist monk to bless the house and tie string around inside to keep the bad spirits out. Also, the monk needs to cleanse the yard. If there was a spirit house and it was destroyed, then they need a new one because those spirits are going to be pretty upset.
Sounds like a type of trip that I would love and I will let you drive the whole way. But, you gotta understand that I could bail at San Francisco and I would be too way too scared to visit SanJoaquinSooner's neighborhood until they fix that bad karma thing.
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Chuck,
the only time I saw anything cermonial in nature was when they had about 50 people over for some event all dressed up -either in Cambodian ceremonial clothing or coat-and-tie western clothing. They all lined up in the street in front of our houses and appeared to simulate a pilgrimage - kinda like Mexican Catholics do with Our Lady of Guadalupe each Dec 12. Not sure if it was a Buddhist ceremony, but they had something the leader of the parade was carrying as they marched down the street.
No sign of black magic ceremonies though.
Olevet, Stevo, and Chuck on a roadtrip to San Francisco. Sounding more and more interesting! Gotta agree to let Olevet stop to see the Grand Canyon.Sounds like a type of trip that I would love and I will let you drive the whole way. But, you gotta understand that I could bail at San Francisco and I would be too way too scared to visit SanJoaquinSooner's neighborhood until they fix that bad karma thing
Last edited by SanJoaquinSooner; 7/4/2011 at 04:24 PM.
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I have no idea about what you described. I would assume that if the leader were a Buddhist monk that he would be wearing saffron-colored robes with shaved head and you would probably have noticed that. Do you have any nearby Buddhist temples? And, I don't mean Japanese Zen Buddhists or Chinese Buddhist/Taoists, but the Theravada school of Buddhism.
If the father and mother were married in Cambodia during the murderous Khmer Rouge regime maybe they learned sort of a DIY type of thing after the monks had all been killed. Did they march down the street and then around the house 3 times?
You really do have some bad mojo in your neighborhood. I suggest that you and your neighbors fix it.
On the road trip idea, yeah we would have to stop and let Olevet pee off the side of the Grand Canyon.
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when is this road trip?
i need a ride out there sometime this month
I gotta pea
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Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, you've been thinking romantically too long! The Khmer wife won't do any voodoo. She'll contact her cousin in the Cambodian Army, send him $1,000 and Ex-Hubby will be conked on the head, curled up nice and cozy inside a poly-drum of hydrochloric acid and buried in the jungle. I'd be surprised if he isn't there already.
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This has been a great series. You mentioned it being a trilogy, so can we expect a Pt. III?? That is a beautiful house too. You live in a nice neighborhood!
Are we there yet?
You seem to live in a highly ethnic neighborhood.
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I am digging this story too!! Can't wait for the next installment!