Who's on first?
Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
good one, but i bet you can't find someone with the name "i don't know".
you can probly come up with something along those lines.
faith.
And lift up my brother
To honor this game!
That's lacist.Originally Posted by rekamrettuB
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Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
If that pic was taken in China....wouldn't Hu be on 3rd?
But, then who's on first?If that pic was taken in China....wouldn't Hu be on 3rd?
Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.
looks like this guy hit a double once...
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Silliman on Sports
By Stan Silliman
Bud and Lou at the Brick
Lou: So, Bud, this is Indy Five with three gals driving this race? And you know the names of all the drivers?
Bud: I can tell you who’s up first, who’s up second and what all the dames are driving.
Lou: You can? So you’ve done this before? Well, then, who’s up first?
Bud: Helio.
Lou: Hello, back. I asked who’s up….
Bud: And I told you… Helio.
Lou: You KNOW me. Hi. Hey there. Howdy. I just wanted to know who is starting the race. Who is driving the first car?
Bud: Helio.
Lou: I just want to know who was driving the first car. Forget it. Can you name the lady drivers?
Bud: Sure. Patrick, Fisher and Duno.
Lou: So you don’t know all their names?
Bud: I just told you.
Lou: No you didn’t. You said Patrick… and what kind of a name is Patrick for a dame?
You said Fisher. And Bud, you’re trying to hook me. And the last one…
Bud: Duno.
Lou: That’s what I mean. I thought you said you KNEW all the names!!
Bud: I do.
Lou: Now, wait a minute. You just told me Patrick. You told me Fisher. But the last one??
Bud: Duno.
Lou: That’s what I said. You DON’T know!!!
Bud: But I do.
Lou: Okay. Who’s leading off?
Bud: Helio.
Lou: Will you quit that? All I want to know is when the cars leave the line at 12:00 sharp…
Bud: He’ll be in car # 8, in the 12th position.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Sharp.
Lou: “Gentlemen, start your engines.” When they say that … at twelve noon sharp, there’ll be three ladies… and you don’t know their names. One’s a fisher, one has a man’s name and the other…
Bud: Duno.
Lou: That’s what I said!!
Bud: So do you want to order drinks or do you want to meet one of the lady drivers?
Lou: How can we if you don’t know their names?
Bud: Milka.
Lou: I’m thinking soda pop.
Bud: Duno.
Lou: You can’t decide between milk or soda?
Bud: Milka Duno.
Lou: Will you just make up your mind? Milk or soda? Either you know or you don’t.
Awwww!! This is worse than going with you to a baseball game.
Couldnt find anyone like I.D. Know or ID Kno.....damnit!
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