Trying to figure out what to get the extramarital "companion" for Christmas. Any thoughts on this?
Trying to figure out what to get the extramarital "companion" for Christmas. Any thoughts on this?
Looks cheap. If it's not I bet you can get the same necklace at walmart in the olsen twins collection.
A wonderful choice. Completely non committal, but it says "Stick around, toots".
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Thanks for the heads up jumper! Cheap is definitely the order of the day, and nothing says cheap like the Olsen Twins.
Just looking out for you wallet bro!Originally Posted by Aldebaran
Only if you wear one of these at the same time.....
Fuzzy handcuffs and a box of turtles would be more useful.
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"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
If by "extramarital" companion, you mean cheap whore slut mistress, then the cheap blue lariat would be perfect. If, however, you mistakenly used the word "extramarital" and meant a "nonmarital" companion, you might want to rethink your choice.
I want one
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
I want one
A cheap blue lariat?
BTW, Vet, check your peems. Nope, no lariat...serious message.
No, This . cheap whore slutA cheap blue lariat?
BTW, Vet, check your peems. Nope, no lariat...serious message.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Dont have a Peem , Dayum you Dean, Did ya lose it in the mail?A cheap blue lariat?
BTW, Vet, check your peems. Nope, no lariat...serious message.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Can't help you out with that either. Sorry.No, This . cheap whore slut
Probably just reported a post by accident.Dont have a Peem , Dayum you Dean, Did ya lose it in the mail?
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"even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn
Maybe Bad Santa will bring me one er 3Can't help you out with that either. Sorry.
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Try a two fer deal on candles at The Yankee Candle Factory. Tell her, when the first one burns out, the second is to tell you our relationship is still burning...
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Why so Misogynist?
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Do you often confuse people's genders?
Sometimes, yes.
We are all androgynous on the internet.
I myself am a neutered catfish in real life, but on the innerwebs, I am a funky squirrel.
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I kinda dig da funk, squirrel.
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