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    Sooner All-World olevetonahill's Avatar
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    Thumbs up Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

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    Bristol, Tennessee: In his stunted way of thinking, Randy Lewis, 43, was at least trying to be responsible by not driving drunk during a beer run. Instead, he had his 10-year-old son drive. The boy proceeded to crash the car at an estimated 90 miles per hour. The elder Lewis had not only a blood-alcohol content of over three times the state limit, but he also had cocaine in his system -- not to mention two other children in the vehicle. Lewis was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment and child abuse and was booked wearing a t-shirt reading "Buy this dad a beer."
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Nice.
    at this point in the process, I can only assume it was a typo and they meant to say "cram"...

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Reminds me of family reunions.
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Sounds like Ricky Bobby was driving.
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Thanks bro,

    But yall got to admit he cared enough about his younguns to not drive drunk with em in the car .
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Cocaine and Beer aren't a great mix evidently.

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    that's how I learned to drive, and my boy will learn the same way.
    sig this

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Same here...My mom taught me to cover one eye when you start seeing double......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    He shoulda told the kid to keep it at 10 over the limit and the cops would left him alone.
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    He was wasted....I bet he told the kid to put the hammer down......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Did I ever tell you about when Brasky taught his son how to drive? He entered him into the Indianapolis 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, "It would've happened sometime."
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    Back off of Bob (Barry, Sr.). He's drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all of you numnut's put together.

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup View Post
    Cocaine and Beer aren't a great mix evidently.
    false

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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    Quote Originally Posted by DIB View Post
    false
    Cocaine and tequila are a pretty cool guy. Eh ****s you up and doesn't afraid of anything.
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    Re: Now heres the 'Worlds Greatest Dad"

    That would really be funny.......if that wasn't my uncle.
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