and turn on the TV in the room.
I see the chick with a dick blocking shots against some other lezbo from Tennesee. I see a bunch of Sicems going all "rawr". I feel filthy, gay, violated, and in some ways penetrated. Especially just now when Skeletor is shaking her skanky filthy snatch on the sidelines. I'm thinking "even Pat Summit wouldn't hit that.." I wanna see Sherri, not dykes.