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  1. 5/25/2004, 03:15 PM #1
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    Hassel The Hoff

    http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189


    Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff.


    Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.


    After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."


    "The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.


    Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.


    "The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.


    Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to “Knight Rider” has been sampled by various rappers over the years.

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  2. 5/25/2004, 03:19 PM #2
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    Re: Hassel The Hoff

    um, April 1st was almost 2 months ago...
  3. 5/25/2004, 03:20 PM #3
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    From rubbing ice cubes on his nipples, to having Ice-T produce his album, Hassel The Hoff is ICE COLD!

  4. 5/25/2004, 03:28 PM #4
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  5. 5/25/2004, 03:30 PM #5
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    Re: Hassel The Hoff

    What the.....??

    How did SSA sneak in there?
  6. 5/25/2004, 03:42 PM #6
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    Mjcpr,

    I'm everywhere baby!!

  7. 5/25/2004, 04:16 PM #7
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    http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toy...?speed=hook300
  8. 5/25/2004, 04:20 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
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    Please tell me thats not a real music video...
  9. 5/25/2004, 05:50 PM #9
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    Re: Hassel The Hoff

    I.... can't .... stop this feeling...


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    I spend it on my stash.
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  10. 5/25/2004, 05:55 PM #10
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  11. 5/25/2004, 08:56 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag
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    Wholly F*ck Sauce - that is funny!!!
  12. 5/25/2004, 09:03 PM #12
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    it's never ending!!!
  13. 5/26/2004, 06:29 AM #13
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    That is funny. Not sure if flying Hasselhoff, the child angels, or the fake Indiana Jones is funniest.
    You...You look like your head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957!!!
  14. 7/5/2006, 05:06 PM #14
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    Re: Hassel The Hoff

    Dude is still calling himself "The Hoff."

    Boozy star is Hoff his face


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    By VIRGINIA WHEELER
    BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon because he was steaming drunk.

    A guard led him from the tennis tournaments grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.

    FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.

    THEN he was banned from press and players bars as he tried to get another drink.

    Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff.


    Don't Hassel me ... The Hoff
    Don't Hassel me ... The Hoff


    The US star had his arm in a brace after severing a tendon in a hotel accident.

    He was at Wimbledon on Monday with pal Michael Brandon, star of 80s cop show Dempsey and Makepeace.

    Brandon eventually bought him a Centre Court ticket to see champ Roger Federer.


    Hasselhoff, who played TV lifeguard Mitch Buchanan from 1989 to 2000, then downed beer after beer and was later seen staggering arm-in-arm with Brandon.

    Security chiefs ordered Hoff out. One guard said: He was steaming drunk.
    I'm hoff to read the related stories.
  15. 7/5/2006, 05:07 PM #15
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    /obligatory
  16. 7/5/2006, 05:11 PM #16
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    heh

  17. 7/5/2006, 05:19 PM #17
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    More stomach flu I'm sure...lol

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