What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
No really. What do you call her? Cuz I got nuthin
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
No really. What do you call her? Cuz I got nuthin
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
a human with pegs!Originally Posted by homerSimpsonsBrain
“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.”
Eilene?
Best I could do on short notice.
"I don't know karate, but I know ka-razor!" - James Brown
Football mods are cranky todayThey moved all the copycats over here.
So what do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other Kanto?
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
Consuelo. (yeah....go ahead and sound it out a few times and then laugh)
Like a joke grenade.
If she's oriental, Irene.
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
We have a winnah!! Czech is in the male
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the bathroom?
this is bull****
John?
Apathetic Posse Ringleader
What?
Why do you call a guy boiling in a pot with carrots and potatoes?
Apathetic Posse Ringleader
What?
after a couple of hours? Delicious.
A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"
The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.
A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.
He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.
A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.
"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"
"No," he says with a hopeful grin.
"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."
-- TheGOAT on Shaggy BevoWe have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
In New Mexico you look at her and say, "Eeee - not even"
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
From Hornfans:
"They are survivors. Come the apocalypse, the only thing left standing will be a handful of cockroaches and Bob Stoops and his Sooner squad."
........................................Russell
From Hornfans:
"They are survivors. Come the apocalypse, the only thing left standing will be a handful of cockroaches and Bob Stoops and his Sooner squad."
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the lake?
The answer is Bob.. I obviously stumped you all. (no pun intended)
guy with no arms and no legs...
hanging on a wall? art
being pulled behind a boat? skip
on a doorstep? matt
in a hole? phil
in a pool? bob
boiling in a pot with carrots and potatoes? stu
There's few things in the world that can't be fixed by the liberal application of duct tape.
Those who say winning isn't everything are the people you want to play against.
Two guys with no arms and no legs that hang from the window?
Curt and Rod
Guy with no arms and no legs that lays on your grill?
Frank
And his GF is named Patty
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