Quick! Give me a Mack joke

[BigTip]

A guy just told me "What do Stoops and marijuana have in common? They both get smoked in a bowl."

This is a * fan saying this! This is a great year to be a Sooner fan here in Austin. I don't have to put up with this crap this year.

Help!

[jiminy]

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[jiminy]

What does * and steak sauce have in common?

[BigTip]

Punch line!!


please

[sooner59]

Just say, "Yeah, bowl season sure sucks doesn't it?"

[sooner ngintunr]

Punch line!!


please

5 and 7.

[ATX Sooner]

what's the difference between mack brown and tomato soup?

tomato soup is in a bowl.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Greg Davis.

(Look, you guys keep lobbing these at me and I'm going to keep smashing them over the fence.)

[tcrb]

Mack Brown was paid $5M last year....$1M per win. Does that mean he'd go undefeated if he got a $7M raise?

[anglachel]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house".

[Mark_in_Tulsa]

Mack says to his wife " I bet you can't say something to me that would make me happy and sad at the same time. She paused for a bit and said, "Your penis is bigger than everyone else on the team."

[agoo758]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house, Stoops' mansion is down the block".

FIFY

[Tigeman]

Yep, I'm sticking w/ along the same lines that sooner59 said in no uncertain terms...

You may set up w/ a joke from above but then say...
"But you know, your right.... it does suck going to a bowl huh?"

[47straight]

How about "What do Stoops and marijuana have in common?"

At least they're both in a bowl, period.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Mack dies and goes to heaven. He is shown to his house by St. Peter. It's a nice house, brick with a white picket fence and a UT flag hanging from the quaint front porch. He looks across the street and sees a gigantic mansion with a huge OU flag flying from a 100' pole. Mack asks St. Peter how come Bob Stoops gets the huge mansion when all he gets is the little house. St Peter replies "That's not Bob's house, that's God's house, Stoops' mansion is bigger."

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[SoonerSnook]

Show this picture....

[Okie35]

Show this picture....

I just laughed really loud.

[Sooner_Tuf]

"We must protect the DKR House"

There is hours and hours of laughter right there.

[OUstud]

UCLA, Iowa State, Baylor. ****ing WOOF.

[yermom]

how does it feel to take Baylor's place in the conference?

Baylor.