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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Why the **** didn't one of you...

    ...tell me there's a ****ing lesbian sex scene between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in the new Black Swan movie?

    I mean ****!
    Atheist.

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    What? 3rdgensooner's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    I'm not into lesbians.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member The's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    I'm not into lesbians.
    Yet, you are into succinctness. Odd.
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Not Exactly Right soonerbrat's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    I'm not into lesbians.
    me either.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    ahem

    sparkly good smelling strippers

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    Not Exactly Right soonerbrat's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    she wasn't a lesbian.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 soonerinkaty's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Boner.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    You're all fags. Of the highest order.
    Quote Originally Posted by Leroy Lizard View Post
    Damn, I can't think of anything smart-assed to say in response.
    posse member

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    Junice Groupie Howzit's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Ingles solamente (¡no exepciones!)

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member JohnnyMack's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit View Post
    I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.
    I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.
    Atheist.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Jammin''s Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    I miss stevo.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 soonerinkaty's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit View Post
    I am not a lesbian, but I am willing to tuck and pretend.
    Reminds me of a drunken episode with my friends.

    I'll let your imagination do the rest.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    You're all fags. Of the highest order.
    Quote Originally Posted by Leroy Lizard View Post
    Damn, I can't think of anything smart-assed to say in response.
    posse member

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jammin' View Post
    I miss stevo.
    when did she die?
    Ingles solamente (¡no exepciones!)

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by SanJoaquinSooner View Post
    when did she die?
    Years ago. All that is left is a cheescake devouring hull.
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Boner.
    Quote Originally Posted by yermom
    your puny brain can't understand the awesomeness of God
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Jammin''s Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    I tried.

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member The's Avatar
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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by Veritas View Post
    I like girl on girl as much as the next guy, but neither of those gals does much for me.
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyMack View Post
    I'd **** me. I'd **** me so hard.
    <dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like> Johnny Mack </dancing all silence-of-the-lamb-sey-like>

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    Re: Why the **** didn't one of you...

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    THIS a 1000x THIS

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