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    UPS just brought me a turkey

    It's a butterball, frozen solid. No card or anything. I don't know who to thank.
    How do you find out who sent you stuff from UPS?
    sig this

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    It's a bomb. You're welcome.
    Quote Originally Posted by badger
    I'm changing your sig while you're not looking while I borrow your computer.

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    If you don't throw it in the fryer ASAP it will go bad.
    Boomer Sooner

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by thecynic View Post
    It's a butterball, frozen solid. No card or anything. I don't know who to thank.
    How do you find out who sent you stuff from UPS?
    I wish I just got turkeys in the mail.

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by jumperstop View Post
    I wish I just got turkeys in the mail.
    I can send you a chicken.
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    I can send you a chicken.
    yeah but it will be used...and by used I don't mean pre eaten....

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by NormanPride View Post
    It's a bomb. You're welcome.
    effin lousy screeners!
    sig this

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Is it ticking or clucking......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Don't look a gift turkey in the gullet.
    Omelet Posse Omelette


    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    Don't look a gift turkey in the gullet.
    If only I could thank this properly
    sig this

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by thecynic View Post
    If only I could thank this properly
    Send me the turkey and we'll call it good.
    Omelet Posse Omelette


    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    I can send you a chicken.
    KFTC

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    it was only a matter of time
    sig this

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
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    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
    Omelet Posse Omelette


    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4
    Omelet Posse Egg Wrangler.

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post


    copycat.
    Omelet Posse Omelette


    "even when they stumble more than once, they never step into dog**** ... f***in' sooner magic."~another sad horn

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    Re: UPS just brought me a turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo View Post
    The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney!
    My God, man! Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer!

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