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    They did it on porpoise

    Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

    Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore


    Porpoise driven … Dick Van Dyke and a porpoise.

    On screen, Dick Van Dyke has been rescued from untimely death by flying cars and magical nannies. Off screen, the veteran star of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Mary Poppins had to rely on the help of a pod of porpoises after apparently dozing off aboard his surfboard. "I'm not kidding," he said afterwards.

    Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

    Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment.

    Van Dyke made his screen debut on the Phil Silvers Show before bagging his own TV sitcom in 1961. His film credits include Bye Bye Birdie, Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Dick Tracy, while his TV drama Diagnosis: Murder ran from 1993 to 2001. In recent years he has appeared on screen in Night at the Museum and its 2009 sequel.


    **^^the photo caption is very helpful

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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Heard this on the radio this morning. Must have been tripping.

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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    What's the opposite of Dick Van Dyke?
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    What's the opposite of Dick Van Dyke?
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    I thought porpoises had pointy noses? Is that one the Disney version?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    I thought porpoises had pointy noses? Is that one the Disney version?

    It looks like this dude:
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    I used to have one of those to protect the Christmas tree, only the one I had growled and it's head opened up.

    Maybe it wasn't one of those after all.
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    I didn't think Catholics celebrated christmas. I thought y'all had Kwanzaa or whatever.
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    I'm going with Hanukkah this year if I can get someone else to do the cooking. 8 days of presents = yay!!!
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Aren't those the same things that tried to eat the Millennium Falcon?


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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    The porpoises were unavailable for comment.
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Quote Originally Posted by My Opinion Matters View Post
    Aren't those the same things that tried to eat the Millennium Falcon?

    I think you're on to something thar...
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

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    What's the opposite of Dick Van Dyke?
    He prefers to be called Penis Van Lesbian!
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerchk View Post
    I thought porpoises had pointy noses? Is that one the Disney version?
    The do have pointy noses. Well, not really pointy, kinda dildo shaped. That pic looks like a Beluga Whale except they are usually white. Maybe that was an albino. Or an African Beluga Whale.
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    Quote Originally Posted by AlbqSooner View Post
    The do have pointy noses. Well, not really pointy, kinda dildo shaped. That pic looks like a Beluga Whale except they are usually white. Maybe that was an albino. Or an African Beluga Whale.
    Or a mutant!!!
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    Re: They did it on porpoise

    "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and..."


    If itda been me the story would have ended right there.

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