It's trash night...that trash has to go out. Boy is skeered, we do have some big-butt 'coons and they ain't shy. They like our trash this time of year. Mr. SS is out of town, again...it's either me or that damn 'coon. Suggestions? And I'll get arrested if I get my gun, so something else, please...
So... you're husband is out of town, heh?
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
Y'all are so much help...
Honey,Originally Posted by SunnySooner
Y'all are so much help...
Go out there with your son's aluminum ball bat and take care of bidness. You start banging around, and they'll high tail it. They hate light too. If you've a flood light that will illuminate the trash can area, turn that on before you go out.
Long term though, I would imagine you could use a .22 on 'em. I used to kill squirrels with a .22 in my back yard in a subdivision in town and no one ever complained.
Alternatively, leave the lid off the can, and watch the little bastage go inside, then pop on the lid. Your trashman will have a big surpise, but, I would imagine that goes with the territory.
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Remember....they carry teh rabies.
Homey, we done been there, done that. They climb up on my girl's swingset and watch us til we go back in the house. These are some hard ***, Jax-inner-city, coked-up 'coons we're dealing with here. And they NEVER come around when Mr. SS is home, I swear, it's like they got his flight schedule or something. Damn it to hell, this is MY HOUSE, by God!!!! I will prevail!!!!!
Ya had to know it was coming
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Then use the .22 and make into a spam like substance to re-bait the trap.
OMG, thanks ST, I'm laughing so hard right now!!! I shoulda taken some video...I went out and yelled and banged on stuff, and Boy hightailed it down to the street with the trash cans, Mean *** 'Coon sits up there and watches us. He's missing a big chunk of his tail, this dude's done battle before, apparently. He'll probably have our trash strewn all over the street by morning, but we ain't going back out there tonight!!! If he wants our rotten leftovers that bad, he can have them...oh lowered, that was too funny, I gotta breathe!!!
call on ol' BF for assistance...
When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.
Where's VT700 Guy when you need him?
So... what is his flight schedule?
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
Leroy, honey, I'm not near freaky enough for you...no blue hair or nuthin', sorry.
Just rub peanut butter all over your hands and face and then attempt to pet them. That'll scare them off forever...
Can you put the trash cans in the garage and set the alarm to get up and go out and put them out in the morning? They are nocturnal like vampires. They won't probably get into it after 5 am.
Oh hell, ST, I'm way too lazy for that. IDK why they get so bold about now, it's not like it's cold or anything, it was close to 80 today. There's plenty of stuff in the woods for them to eat, I would think. Maybe THEY are lazy and just want the Trash Buffet at Chez Sunny. I think a new trash can with a really tight fitting lid is in my near future. That was funny and all, but I don't want to deal with Rabid Short Tail 'Coon every Thursday until spring.
Like the Homester said. Run that bastage up the swing set, Take the Bat and Knock ya a home run with his ****ing head
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