There's an axe in the parking lot here at work.

[soonerchk]

I haven't fired anyone recently, so should I be concerned?

[The]

Is it by the naked people in the ditch?

[soonerchk]

Nope, catty corner from the creek ditch.

[The]

Somehow, I always knew you worked at a catty corner.

[Mississippi Sooner]

That's hawt.

[jumperstop]

Maybe if you work for GreenPeace you should be concerned...

[soonerchk]

No one in the office closest to the ax seems all that concerned. Guess I'm just paranoid by the fact that there's an ax stuck into the ground near the entrance to the building. Silly me.

[Mississippi Sooner]

If it was outside my office I'd probably go out there and grab it and hide it in my car.

It's not like I actually need an axe, but I probably couldn't turn down a free one.

[olevetonahill]

Why dont ya just find out what they axin you and answer em ?

[soonerchk]

If it was outside my office I'd probably go out there and grab it and hide it in my car.

It's not like I actually need an axe, but I probably couldn't turn down a free one.

If it's still there when I leave, I'm gonna.

[jumperstop]

If it was outside my office I'd probably go out there and grab it and hide it in my car.

It's not like I actually need an axe, but I probably couldn't turn down a free one.

I'm all about free stuff whether I need it or not. T-shirts, koozies, bags, axes. You've got to enjoy crap you don't need, it's the American way.

[soonerchk]

It's still there.

[The]

It's still there.

Have you seen my axe?

[GrapevineSooner]

I haven't fired anyone recently, so should I be concerned?

Do you work at Valley Ranch?

[soonerchk]

Do you work at Valley Ranch?

Not yet...

[3rdgensooner]

[SoonerBK]

Maybe you should be axing some questions about it.

[bent rider]

Maybe you should consider opening up a can of whoop axe.

[soonerchk]

It was still there when I left. I'm thinking about going back and getting it.

[reflector]

Axes can be expensive. You should take it.