Yes, I'm sure that there are just as many Aggie jokes, as Longhorn jokes.
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How many Aggies does it take to eat a Armadillo?
THREE!
Two to eat; while one watches for traffic!
Yes, I'm sure that there are just as many Aggie jokes, as Longhorn jokes.
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How many Aggies does it take to eat a Armadillo?
THREE!
Two to eat; while one watches for traffic!
What do agroids do after they win the National Championship?
Turn off the playstation.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
Aggies used to be proud of Aggie jokes, we'd even sell books such as "101 Aggie Jokes" in the campus bookstore.
There was once this t-sip that put an ad in the paper for a painter, a down on his luck Aggie answered. The sip went ahead and hired the Ag and let him know he wanted his porch painted blue. The Ag let him know he would do a good job.
A few minutes later the doorbell rings, the sip answers and sees the Aggie there and asks if he needed anything. The Ag says, "Nope, I'm already done". The t-sip says, "You painted the whole porch already?".
"Yes sir, but it wasn't a porch, it was a Mercedes Benz."
Hey aggies.....
GO **** YOURSELVES!
YWIA