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    Conservative Stuff You know how I know you're gay?



    One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.


    There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
    We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
    We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.

    Bands to watch out for

    • Ween (Rainbow)
    • Lil'Wayne
    • P!nK (gay family)
    • The Black Keys
    • Coldplay
    • SlipKnot (make-up)
    • RadioHead
    • Michael Jackson
    • Boredoms
    • School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
    • Jason Mraz
    • Jonas Brothers
    • Rilo Kiley
    • Death Cab for Cutie
    • Sarah McLachlan
    • George Strait
    • Cold War Kids
    • Toby Keith (cowboy)
    • P-Diddy
    • Black People
    • Vampire Weekend
    • King Crimson
    • Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
    • Bob Dylan
    • Fleet Foxes
    • Sigur Ros (nudists)
    • Twisted Sister
    • The Spores (endorse suicide)
    • Scissor Sisters
    • Turbonegro
    • Rufus Wainwright
    • Merzbau
    • Ravi Shankar
    • The Butchies (lizbians)
    • Wilco
    • Bjork (mb)
    • Tech N9ne
    • Ghostface Killah
    • Bobby Conn
    • Morton Subotnik
    • Cole Porter
    • The String Cheese Incident
    • Eagles of Death Metal
    • Polyphonic Spree
    • The Faint
    • Interpol
    • Twisted Sister (jj)
    • Tegan and Sara
    • Erasure
    • The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
    • Le Tigre
    • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
    • The Gossip
    • The Magnetic Fields
    • The Doors
    • Phish
    • Queen
    • The Strokes
    • Morrissey(?questionable?)
    • Metallica
    • Judas Priest
    • The Village People
    • The Secret Handshake
    • The Rolling Stones
    • David Bowie
    • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
    • Man or Astroman
    • Richard Cheese
    • Jay-Z
    • Depeche Mode
    • Kansas
    • Ani DiFranco
    • Fischerspooner
    • John Mayer
    • George Michael (texan)
    • Angel Eyes
    • The Indigo Girls
    • Velvet Underground
    • Madonna
    • Elton John
    • Barry Manilow
    • Indigo Girls
    • Melissa Etheridge
    • Eminmen
    • Nirvana
    • Boy George
    • Jon Brion
    • The Killers
    • Lou Reed
    • Lil' Wayne
    • Motorhead
    • Jill Sobule
    • Wilson Phillips
    • DMX
    • Wesley Willis
    • Lisa Loeb
    • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    • Dogstar
    • Thirty Seconds to Mars
    • Lil' Kim
    • kd lang
    • Frank Sinatra
    • Hinder
    • Nickleback
    • Justus Kohncke
    • Bob Mould
    • Clay Aiken
    • Arcade Fire
    • Bright Eyes
    • Corinne Bailey Rae
    • Audioslave
    • Red Hot Chili Peppers
    • Panic at the Disco
    • The Cure (makeup)
    • Spin Doctors
    • The Deers
    • Lindsey Lohan
    • The Smiths
    • Beck
    • Tom Waits
    • The Cramps
    • Cannibal Corpse
    • Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
    • Perfect Sin
    • The Queers
    • NoFx(gay punk)
    • Soup Dragons
    • Elton John(really gay)



    In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [email protected]

    The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.






    Good to know people are keeping an eye on that sneaky homosex agendae.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    we spell it "ghey" here, noob
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Liberal Stuff Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by btk108 View Post
    we spell it "ghey" here, noob
    That's gay.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    that's what I said
    Well I've never been to heaven, but I've been to Oklahoma.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Cole Porter?

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    Stoops Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdgensooner View Post
    Cole Porter?
    Cannibal Corpse.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    grunt

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    I've seen a third of those bands live.

    It ain't working.













    yet



    ^^inserted as a pre-emptive strike to the obvious responses^^

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    HOLY **** **** it's HOT! Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lott's Bandana View Post
    I've seen a third of those bands live.

    It ain't working.



    yet



    ^^inserted as a pre-emptive strike to the obvious responses^^

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Any band that has played at Austin City Limits should be suspect IMO.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by The View Post
    George Strait
    Toby Keith (cowboy)
    P-Diddy
    Bob Dylan
    Twisted Sister
    Twisted Sister (jj)
    The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
    The Doors
    Queen
    Metallica
    Judas Priest
    The Rolling Stones
    David Bowie
    Jay-Z
    Depeche Mode
    Kansas
    Nirvana
    Ted Nugent (loincloth)
    Frank Sinatra
    Red Hot Chili Peppers
    Well, I'll be stheein you all the gay clubs this weekend.
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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by btk108 View Post
    we spell it "ghey" here, noob
    We spell it nOOb here, nOOb
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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Lil Wayne was on the list twice....he must be SuperGay.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    This guy is/was a Baylor student. Joey Oglesby, an actor living in Dallas. The Donnie Davies thing really had a lot of people going. I thought it was great parody.

    Poor Donnie being teased about his weight. He really wants to thank you for "getting behind him". Kudos to Donnie for spreading the word.
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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    If it gets people to burn their Cannibal Corpse CD's I'm all for it.
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    At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Uncle Ted Nugent? really?

    If he's gay, then Dean and Ol'vet gotta be butthole-buddies.
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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    The Chairman of the Board is on that list. Not only is he NOT gay, but I'm pretty sure listening to the Rat Pack is a cure for the gay.

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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    The Chairman of the Board is on that list. Not only is he NOT gay, but I'm pretty sure listening to the Rat Pack is a cure for the gay.
    This is a case where the cure is worse than the ailment.
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    Re: You know how I know you're gay?

    That's gay as hell!!
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    You're all fags. Of the highest order.
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    Damn, I can't think of anything smart-assed to say in response.
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