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Originally Posted by proud gonzo
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cigarettes in prison
I taste terrific.
You know, if that cigarrette was hanging there by just the tip, she would be HOT. There's nothing like a chick with a cigarrette that's hanging to her bottom lip by sheer will power. And spit.
The hotness of a chick in this situation is determined by the length of the ash that she can keep on the end of that cigarette without it falling off.Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
If Al Gore has some pics of her, please don't use them as an avatar.
OH - YEAH. We like the same thing. And if she has mastered talking (in that gruff raspy voice) with the cig bouncing around AND can keep the ash from falling off, then ... well, i don't know what, but that is some ultimate major hotness.Originally Posted by Mjcpr
Ultimate? Hardly. She'd need to have tatoos, be missing a few teeth, and...Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
wait for it...
be pregnant.
THEN you could talk about "hot".
Lordy lordy. Pregnant AND smoking knocks the hotness factor up 10 fold. If she was a hooker and over 40 too I would spend any amount of money to be with that woman.
That's the ugliest penguin I've ever seen.
...and Crawfish is the winner.
Nothing beats a hot girl that smells like an ashtray...NOTHING!
Boy, people will make a website about anything!
http://members.tripod.com/mollys_human/page0.htm
I didn't see any nsfw pics, but that doesn't mean they ain't there. I am trying to find a pic of the above described woman.
Attached is an angle I didn't even think of.
i need a cigarette after reading this thread....
she's got that "holy **** i just got married and a smoke will ease the pain" look...Originally Posted by Norm In Norman
To me it looks like she's thinking "damn, the best man has a huge bulge in his britches - wonder if I can get the hubby hammered so he'll pass out and I can go get me some of that nanner."
Heh - you said nanner.
Her mouth tasted like cigarettes!