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    Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Any suggestions?

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Call me jaded but this sounds like a bs thread to me.Given that i would suggest a jihad party.If this actually legit then I have no idea how to help you.
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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Call Obama, he knows how to court the muslims.
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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Bullet. Behind her left ear. You're welcome.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Im a vendor...I met her in a convenience store where she works (her family owns it) about a month ago. We correspond on facebook, and a couple of times I have stopped by to talk to her and her sister who also works there. She says that muslims do not date, but she has also taught me about Ramadan, and the islamic culture. One thing you will never get from me is a lie.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Bullet. Behind her left ear. You're welcome.
    When Dean is right, he's right.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    My co worker says he met her dad, and he is crazy as hell. I think I am enchanted by the impossibility of the whole idea though; it would never work out.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by adoniijahsooner View Post
    Im a vendor...I met her in a convenience store where she works (her family owns it) about a month ago. We correspond on facebook, and a couple of times I have stopped by to talk to her and her sister who also works there. She says that muslims do not date, but she has also taught me about Ramadan, and the islamic culture. One thing you will never get from me is a lie.
    Surprise her with lunch -- take her a big juicy pork sandwich and for desert a cake that looks like Muhammad. She'll love it.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Pfff. Ask her to dinner and tell her it's definitely not a date, you just want to get to know her better. If you can get a laugh with it, you're good.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    save yourself a whole lotta time and effort and just import yourself a russian/ukrainian chick...
    There's few things in the world that can't be fixed by the liberal application of duct tape.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    Surprise her with lunch -- take her a big juicy pork sandwich and for desert a cake that looks like Muhammad. She'll love it.
    That sounds like an idea, and for dinner we can have shrimp and fried catfish sandwiches.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Give her one of these , She will be happy the rest of her life





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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by GKeeper316 View Post
    save yourself a whole lotta time and effort and just import yourself a russian/ukrainian chick...
    Maybe later, but now I have my sights on the Palestinian.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill View Post
    Give her one of these , She will be happy the rest of her life





    lol!! All 15 minutes of it.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Holy ****! You're REALLY coming to the SO to get dating advice? That's like a heroin junkie going to a police station to ask where he can get a fix!

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerStormchaser View Post
    Holy ****! You're REALLY coming to the SO to get dating advice? That's like a heroin junkie going to a police station to ask where he can get a fix!
    Heh. That was my thought when I first saw the thread.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Dean and I have given him the best advice so far .
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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Quote Originally Posted by adoniijahsooner View Post
    That sounds like an idea, and for dinner we can have shrimp and fried catfish sandwiches.
    Neither of these will pose a problem.
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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    by the way... there's a reason them arab dudes make their wives and daughters wear black sheets from head to toe... arab wimmins is generally smokin hotties
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    Re: Need help courting beautiful muslim girl from Palestine Jerusalem, any ideas?

    Invite her to watch South Park with you.
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