New BP Slogans

[StoopTroup]

Lots of folks had ideas about how to plug the well but I think the more important thing that can be done is to help BP come up with New Image Improving Slogans so they don't have to spend so much Hiring Expensive Ad Companies.

I know we can all help if we put all our best ideas down in writing. Dean or Phil can contact them with all of our helpful ideas. Who knows maybe even some money will come our way for next years tailgates.

Go ahead....post away.

Here's my first one...

"Oils well that ends well! BP...we're committed."

[StoopTroup]

"Dude we got this...no worries mate."

[goingoneight]

"Somebody's Poisoned the Water Hole!

Dis DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!"

[Okla-homey]

bp...between Barack and hard place.

[StoopTroup]

Even if all of our wells in the Gulf of Mexico were to blow up, it won't get any worse...we promise.

[Pricetag]

What, has everyone forgotten about all those Toyotas driving themselves?

[PrideTrombone]

[StoopTroup]

We're gonna use old Toyotas to build levies to block the oil - BP: We're On It!

[sooner59]

BP: Please don't invade England.

[OklahomaTuba]

They should just borrow Sherwin Williams' logo:

[lexsooner]

I would like to apologize to BP for all the tasteless humor on this message board. I am certain BP made all efforts to ensure the safety of its workers and the public, and is sparing no expense in cleaning up the unfortunate situation and working hard to prevent any future mishaps and making all victims 100% whole. Again, Soonerfans did you wrong BP, so please accept our deepest apologies.

[olevetonahill]

BP , we bring good things to Death

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

"We will make you hole"

[goingoneight]

"We go together like oil and water!"

[StoopTroup]

I would like to apologize to BP for all the tasteless humor on this message board. I am certain BP made all efforts to ensure the safety of its workers and the public, and is sparing no expense in cleaning up the unfortunate situation and working hard to prevent any future mishaps and making all victims 100% whole. Again, Soonerfans did you wrong BP, so please accept our deepest apologies.

Probably best to have a disclaimer in this...good thinking.

[lexsooner]

Probably best to have a disclaimer in this...good thinking.

Naw, I'm on Congressman Barton's payroll.