I'm gonna start this just in case this next one doesn't pan out.
#1 - Start digging in China until you get through to the oil and then let it drain back into the hole taking pressure off and allowing BP to cork the hole in the gulf.
Who's got next?
I'm gonna start this just in case this next one doesn't pan out.
#1 - Start digging in China until you get through to the oil and then let it drain back into the hole taking pressure off and allowing BP to cork the hole in the gulf.
Who's got next?
If you can't fix it with duct tape, it can't be fixed.
What about "Gorilla Tape"?
Build a refinery under da sea!
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- Chick Corea
Drop the Mexico, and add Oil to the name.
Worked for the salt lake didn't it??
Close your eyes and pretend the problem isn't there.
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At least I'm not Jersey Sooner.
I can send them all the tampons people have flushed down my RV turlet. Dumb bitches.
Maybe if we built a large wooden badger...
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Send Limptard to argue with it .
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Offshore drill off someone else's shores.
Hire a huge Cat. 5 hurricane to blow it all inland towards the walmarts so they can collect it and recycle it all.
Let Global Warming take care of it by letting the suns rays set it on fire.
Collect all the absorbant rags and mail them to the Queen of England and call it Code Name: Operation Fergie?
Call oil a "terrorist".
THEN BOMB HIS ***. WIN.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
What about rounding up a bunch of stray cats with bounty on their heads to soak up the oil?
Tell Oprah it's licorice.
People don't know what it is to be a champion.
Oklahoma INVENTED it.
Re: Good South Oval Ideas for BP
PROBLEM SOLVED!Originally Posted by Tulsa_Fireman
I knew we had enough smart folks to come up with the right solution.
i'm interested to see what an oil hurricane looks like
Looks like OV's turlet every time he flushes...i'm interested to see what an oil hurricane looks like
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