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    Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    I couldn't resist the urge to pull off the old "parallel bars" trick yesterday.
    I don't think I have done that one since the mid 80's. good times...


    Yep, I still got it at nearly the age of 43.
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Cool. And you don't look a day over 48.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    YOu and Dean taking a "break"?
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    "parallel bars"? I'm sorry I'm not familiar.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Whilst! WHILST?

    .....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    If you would have fallen and got your "sack" caught in that escalator I bet you would have never done that again.......
    Hey... maybe T BOONE can pony up and start a Stilleater newspaper... but the players would probably just use it to roll the weed.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Escalators are not to be trifled with young man. They are extremely dangerous and hard on all parts of the human anatomy including the ballsack.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Narrow escalator = wang.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Heh

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Next time try the escalopter:


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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    I dare say I'd hit that 6 ways to Sunday.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    pat - below me

    and, heh!
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor View Post
    I dare say I'd hit that 6 ways to Sunday.
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Dang that Escalopter chick is a cutie.
    I gots ta get me a signature.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by sooneron View Post
    I couldn't resist the urge to pull off the old "parallel bars" trick yesterday.
    I don't think I have done that one since the mid 80's. good times...


    Yep, I still got it at nearly the age of 43.
    I always jack with my kids and their friends when they're at the house. I'll challenge them to bar-dips in the kitchen between the counters. It's pretty wide, and those narrow-assed kids sometimes get a couple, but usually just go down, and keep going down. I jump up and knock out about 20 or so. Now that I'm down to about 235 lbs., I do sets of 15 reps at the gym with a 45-pound plate around my waist.

    Yep, I still got it at nearly the age of 53.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    I always jack with my kids and their friends when they're at the house. I'll challenge them to bar-dips in the kitchen between the counters. It's pretty wide, and those narrow-assed kids sometimes get a couple, but usually just go down, and keep going down. I jump up and knock out about 20 or so. Now that I'm down to about 235 lbs., I do sets of 15 reps at the gym with a 45-pound plate around my waist.

    Yep, I still got it at nearly the age of 53.
    Sounds like Dean is King of the Dips!
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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldnslo View Post
    Sounds like Dean is King of the Dips!
    I am!! Wait...

    Know what kills me though? You narrow, svelte guys and your chin-ups. I work very hard at the wide-grip chins, but I'm only good for maybe 10-12 reps. I see those guys going about a buck-45 or so knocking out sets of 20. I always tell them to hang a hundred pounds off their *** and see how many reps they can do.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    I am!! Wait...

    Know what kills me though? You narrow, svelte guys and your chin-ups. I work very hard at the wide-grip chins, but I'm only good for maybe 10-12 reps. I see those guys going about a buck-45 or so knocking out sets of 20. I always tell them to hang a hundred pounds off their *** and see how many reps they can do.
    Try the chin ups with one arm...I can do about 30.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Sounds like you're the king of the one-armed jerk.

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    Re: Whilst going down a narrow escalator...

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerinkaty View Post
    "parallel bars"? I'm sorry I'm not familiar.

    take yer feet off the ground, like these OU gymnasts

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