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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    I am pleased to announce...

    that 28 years ago today, Mrs. Homey and I stood before our families and friends and swore an oath to God to be nice to each other and stay together until one one of us died. I am also happy we both took that oath seriously.
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    Bless you my firend. Ya made a good choice.
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    Awww, that's sweet, Homey. Congrats.

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    Congrats from the Wife and I Homester. Hope you both have a great Day today.

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    Good job!

    Congrats.
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    Re: I am pleased to announce...

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    swore an oath to God to be nice to each other
    How's that working out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR2-Sooner86 View Post
    How's that working out?
    My wife and I are doing it wrong. Congrats Homey.
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    From all 3 of my Exes and Me
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member XingTheRubicon's Avatar
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    Re: I am pleased to announce...

    you mean each of you chose to honor their spouse over self for 28 years?

    that's not very progressive
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by XingTheRubicon View Post
    you mean each of you chose to honor their spouse over self for 28 years?

    that's not very progressive
    I know. If we were progressive, each of us would have moved on to new people about five times over the last 28 years.
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    ...and she stuck with ya even after you became a lawyer?

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member sooner59's Avatar
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    Nice! Congrats.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    She has always said she would never divorce me because we were both raised not to believe in it. She adds however, she would not hesitate to shoot me if necessary
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

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    Re: I am pleased to announce...

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    She has always said she would never divorce me because we were both raised not to believe in it. She adds however, she would not hesitate to shoot me if necessary
    I'm thinking she stands to make more money off you from divorcing than shooting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reevie View Post
    I'm thinking she stands to make more money off you from divorcing than shooting.
    Not if she gets away with it. The life insurance alone would pay-off the mortgage and make her a millionaire.
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    Well played Homey!
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    You'll never appreciate the heart-break and rancor you've avoided...well done.
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    Re: I am pleased to announce...

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey View Post
    Not if she gets away with it. The life insurance alone would pay-off the mortgage and make her a millionaire.
    In that case, she would probably be better off finding another way to kill you.

    Congratulations, Homey and Homey-wife!!
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    way to go Keith...and missus Homey!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by tommieharris91 View Post
    In that case, she would probably be better off finding another way to kill you.

    Congratulations, Homey and Homey-wife!!
    She messed up big time years ago when she, being an RN, advised me she would prolly off me with an empty syringe injected while I slept. The air embolism would look just like I vapor-locked (stroke) and it's apparently undetectable on autopsy unless they suspect same and open me up with my corpse immersed underwater.

    Now that all of you know her intended means of perpetrating her evil crime, she'll be found out, busted and be denied my insurance. Under Okie law, a person who kills or conspires with others to kill another cannot receive the decedent's insurance benefits.
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