Srsly, you can't time the ****ing step off exit so you come to a complete halt near the top and cause everyone behind you to almost bump into one another? How long have you been ****ing riding escalators that you can't figure this out?
Srsly, you can't time the ****ing step off exit so you come to a complete halt near the top and cause everyone behind you to almost bump into one another? How long have you been ****ing riding escalators that you can't figure this out?
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
She probably has you on ignore.
Real Name: Mark
Doesn't everybody here?
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Take the elevator dumbass.
prolly a lOSUr graduate.
The elevators at Penn station are full of slack-jawed outtatown gawkers with their suitcases. That, or male prostitutes...
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
From Mallrats: "SOME parent, I don't care which, needs to teach that kid to fear and respect that escalator!"
... that's not food.
less than 5 flights, use the damn stairs, lazy!
OMG! Not the stairs! I wonder what's on the stairs?
People walk up escalators? I just sit there and let the genius of invention move my ***.
Originally Posted by badger
"Escalators can never break; they just become stairs. If an escalator ever stops working, they'd be like... "Escalator out of service... sorry for the convenience." -Mitch Hedberg
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
Actually, @ the East end of Penn St. there are more escalators than stairs, rube.
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
Could be worse, she could've been crop dusting.
The escalators in DC on the Metro are always entertaining to watch - especially when noobs get on them. The unwritten rule is stand to the right, walk to the left. You see people get on them side-by-side chatting it up and then some she-man fitness freak in a dress and wearing Nikes comes charging up behind them going "stand to the right!"
Some of those escalators (Rosslyn, Bethesda come to mind) are like a ****ing mile long. Running up those suckers will wear you out.
Yep, they bury them deep in the DC. I think it was the one in Tenleytown that was hella long.
and Stand to the Right is the rule, just like on the people movers in the airport!
SoonerinabileneOh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
I thought most Americans understood the slow traffic to the right get the **** outta my way on the left rule.
You haven't driven on I-35 lately have you?
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Oh, Mitch, you went waaaayyyy to soon. Definitely one of my fav. stand ups to listen to.
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